||Salt it, flatten it, leave it to air-dry until it falls apart.
Really tough, a little green around the edges.
||Mostly flavorless, slightly greasy, hard to explain to
||Leathery. Smells like wet dog.
||The tendon from the left leg. The wattle. The gizzard.
Something you wouldn't normally eat.
||Blended organ sack.
||A stomach filled with other bits of animal and special spices,
left to ferment.
||Has to be a very specific kind of fish. Carried in glass
bottles. Smells like death.
||Served in honey. Well attested in holy books; less appealing
||PC swears it's an aphrodisiac; everyone else thinks the smell
||Mashed with fat and berries and dried in strips. Tastes like
the bottom of a gardener's boot.
||Minty fresh for some reason.
||Except it's not a local rat. It's some kind of smug-looking
||The leftovers from a thousand plates of fried pork. Crunchy.
Kept in a jar.
||Lured out by the PC and cooked in a pot, then mixed with
grain. Terrifyingly awful.
||Would be fine, but it's coated in some sort of black
||Store it in a sack then drink whatever drips out. Absolutely
||Tiny. Eat a handful at a time. Crunchy but extremely dry.
||Why the ears? And why eat them with the fur still on?
||Horrible little sea insect. Too many legs, bright pink, baked
then preserved in red sauce.
||Tiny flat fish.
||Smoked, and then kept in a sack. Eaten whole. Pungent smell
and scales everywhere.
||Handfuls of broken teeth from all sorts of animals. Swallowed
||Boiled in something unpleasant, left to dry in the sun. Tastes
like battery acid.
||Buried in clay for a month. Sulphrous, crumbly.
||Mixed with some horrible root. Smells like burnt meat.
||Put in an urn with weird roots. Crystallized, snaps like
glass, tastes like hair.
||Lots of little tiny ones, black like stones. Briny, unpleasant
||White, the size of a thumb, taste like soap.
||From a bird with the hiccoughs, maybe. Bulges. Tastes like
||Pickled in brine. Thin shell, tastes like mushrooms, slight
worries of snails hatching inside you.
||Not sure if they are from a plant or a fish. Large, green,
||Blue and green with stripes. From somewhere in the mountains.
Watery and sulphrous.
||Horrible herbal liquor.
||Sold in tiny glass bottles, vaguely greasy taste.
||Blessed by a particular saint or god. The PC can taste the
||Apparently made by monks. These monks must be real sick
||Very strong, made by alchemists, dries out your throat.
||Comes in clay pots. Delicious but distinctly foreign.
||More of a mash than a drink. Will make your earwax run.
||Thick like treacle, tastes like fruit, but makes everyone but
the PC throw up 10 mins later.
||Make a horrible medicinal drink if soaked in boiling water.
The PC eats them raw in emergencies.
||Pale brown liquor.
||Made from trees, somehow. Tastes like pine needles, sap, and
||Not made from grapes, that's for sure. Strong, but kind of
slimy. Starchy flavour.
||Fat purple turnips.
||Kind of tasty if cooked, but the PC insists on eating them
||Long grey carrots.
||Very very spicy.
||Devoured raw, leaks milk. Utterly disgusting.
||Round green lumps.
||Some kind of nut? No one is sure. Incredibly bitter
||Thin white roots.
||Served by the handful. Faint smell of cut hay.
||Worse than regular turnips in every way, from appearance to
texture to cost.
||Fat white root.
||Like an obsese carrot, but it tastes like sweat. When dried it
starts to fall apart.
||Red, not yellow, and sharply acidic. The devil's onions.
||Shaped like a deformed person or a sick animal. Orange and
fibrous, strong flavour. Chewed.
||Hairy yellow root.
||From a flower. Tastes like vinegar, but it keeps away insects.
||Broad green leaves.
||Opens the pupils, increases the heart rate, makes the PC talk
||Tingly, stains the teeth green, fairly mild flavour.
||Small grey leaves.
||Ashy. Sold by apothecaries. Strong hallucinogen, PC is immune.
||Stringy frayed leaves.
||Tastes like soap. PC insists it does not taste like soap.
||Flat green leaves.
||Bitter, watery. Slowly rot into a dripping mass that is still,
||Taste like grass, but with runny sap. Stains the teeth green.
||Dried and crispy. Crushed up and held under the tongue. Makes
the PC sleepy an hour later.
||Little round leaves.
||Tastes like copper and makes everyone but the PC sneeze
||Veiny lumpy leaves.
||Bitter and horribly chewy. Like eating a sheet of lead.
||Little balls of green, swallowed whole. Gives everyone but the
||Why would anyone do that to bread? So dense they hurt your teeth.
||Bread thrown into boiling fat. Extremely weird.
||A pinch of spice from Foreign Parts. Tastes like leather.
||Layered meat and cheese inside bread. Looks appetizing, but
the spices used are very unusual.
||Made from some some grain from Foreign Parts. Gritty.
||Like bread that's been left to die. So stale, so crunchy.
Squeaks when you eat it.
||The baker must be mad because it's full of air and holes!
||Tiny round loaves, hammered flat, then layered with some
||Strange flour and water cooked in a pan. Makes a round puffy thing. Goes stale immediately.
||Spheres of dough with meat and yellow spices inside. The
spices are very strong.
||Wrapped in the stomach lining of a goat. Smells awful, causes
birds to fall from the sky.
||White lumpy cheese.
||In a wineskin. Acidic, but fairly tasty on bread. PC insists
it pairs well with fruit.
||Grey runny cheese.
||Tastes like salt and sand.
||Yellow hard cheese.
||Looks fine but tastes appalling. Chalky, pungent, almost
||Made with blood or something. Veinier than usual.
||Grey hard cheese.
||Thick rind, smells like a cow dying of starvation. Kept coated
||Made with milk from blessed cows and covered in the remains of
holy candles. No real taste.
||Cheese with all the water squeezed out and replaced with an
unpleasant thin oil.
||Soft white cheese.
||Served in clay jars. Sweet, but causes gastric disasters in
anyone but the PC.
||The PC insists on making it with things from
the ocean and not pork or beef trimmings.
||Moist and curled like a calf's brain. Tastes like pine
||Looks deadly and menacing. Tastes like buttercream.
||Crunches like frost with white puffs of spores. No taste, but
it gets in your nose and ears.
||Round pink mushroom.
||Dilates the pupils and makes everything look fuzzy.
||Round grey mushroom.
||Deadly to dogs and cattle, but the PC swears it's fine to eat.
Tastes like old beef stew.
||White spots, perfectly round, dries into little hard lumps.
Dusty and acidic.
||Tall white mushroom.
||Like little spears. Acidic taste. Smell like burnt bones.
||Brown plate mushroom.
||Grows on the side of trees, apparently. Like eating a soggy
plank of wood.
||Round white balls with fine brown dust inside. Dust chokes the
lungs and tastes like ash.
||Has wet black spots like eyes buried in soft white flesh.
Tastes like peat.
||Taste like sawdust and bleach.
||Like pebbles, but chewy. After a few minutes your tongue goes
||Taste metallic, deeply unpleasant. Apparently very good for
you in large quantities.
||Horrible sea thing.
||Orange. Looks like a deflated penis. Probably tastes like a
||Pointy red fruit.
||Full of seeds. Burns like fire, makes your eyes water, and
gets all over your hands.
||Oval green fruit.
||Bitter, salty, and chewy. Leaks oil.
||Makes the tongue go black. Not enough to kill anyone if
||From the mountains. Apparently heals you and makes your hair
grow. Just tastes like salt.
||Seriously, who milks a cat? A thin crusty rind of milk.
||Ground up wizard skulls or something. Makes your hair stick
striaight out and your eyes bulge.