40k: Building a Space Hulk, Part 1

It seems everyone has space hulks on the brain this year. Iron Sleet has the Primogenitor invitational. WIP shots here.

On a good day I can usually put paint on the right end of a paintbrush and slop it onto some plastic. Compared to the usual quality of Invitational painters I might as well be using my fingers. I doubt I'm going to make it as an "official" participant, but the concept is interesting and it's nice to have an imaginary deadline.

Games Workshop

Step 1: Method

What am I going to use to build this space hulk? I narrowed it down to 4 choices:

1. Plastic Terrain

  • Games Workshop's new Zone Mortalis kit is amazing.
  • Plastic is very easy to customize.
  • All current-generation GW terrain is built on the same (undisclosed) measurement grid. Sections from different kits fit together easily.
  • Official consideration. GW, or semi-official campaigns, are unlikely to feature a competitor's products. Since I don't intend to submit this project for official consideration I can use whatever methods I'd like.
  • Cost. Building a small board is viable. Building a larger board, or a few hangar-sized interiors, would blow the budget for this project.
  • Iteration. The cost of trying something, screwing up, and tearing down is much higher with expensive plastic kits.

2. MDF / Lasercut Terrain

  • I've never managed to paint MDF in a way that makes it not look like MDF. I've tried textured sprays, plaster skims, sand, etc.
  • Stacked flat sheets always look like stacked flat sheets. Death Ray Designs does astonishing work concealing the nature of their product, but edges and cuts are always visible.
  •  Measurements are not available.

3. 3D Printing

  • Infinite flexibility.
  • Moderate cost.
  • The new hotness, so plenty of tutorials exist.
  • Fiddly. It's easy to screw up 3D printing.
  • Comparatively slow, depending on the size of the printer.
  • Temptation to tinker endlessly and not get anything done.

Maybe in a year or two I'll pick up a printer. In the meantime:

4. Plaster Casting

  • Hirst Arts' Gothic and Sci-Fi lines mix easily to make gothic starships.
  • Fast. A full cast to demold cycle is 30 minutes. Sorting the bits takes longer than making them. It's a nice way to relax after working on a thought-intensive project.
  • Relatively cheap. Once you have the molds or mold-making material, casting is almost free. A 50lb bag of hard cement will last a lifetime.
  • Flexible. I can cast plastic bits, sculpt new bits.
  • Excellent measurements and guides. 
  • Time. A full mold cycle might take 30 minutes, but some of the official plans call for 30 or 40 casts.
  • Plaster isn't the easiest to work with. Soft plaster, like plaster of paris, snaps and crumbles. Harder plasters, like hydrostone (what I'm using) or dental stone, still produce lots of powder and flakes when cut and sanded.
I've decided to use a mix of existing plastic bits and plaster casts.
Side Note: Hirst Arts
This is what the internet used to be like. Hirst Arts' website is absolutely charming. There are so many tutorials, tips, guides, and tools! The owner genuinely cares about their work. There's no trickery. All measurements are given. All methods are described.

Other options might have tempted me, but I felt inspired by Hirst Arts. I'd recommend them without hesitation.

Step 2: Sharpening the Axe

Before casting anything, I used the measurements provided on Hirst Arts' website, plus a few of my own, to build a crude but functional 3D model of every part in Sketchup. I assembled them like LEGO bricks, checking alignment, height, and compatibility.

I also examined projects other people had completed using Hirst Arts blocks. Sveamore's space hulk is an excellent resource, though I wanted my hulk to be a bit less cramped and chaotic. I'd like the sections to feel designed, as though they were once harmonious elements of some vast cathedral-starship.

The central design is simple. Five 12"x12" sections, each 7" high, will be placed in a cross. They are modular and can be rearranged, but the base arrangement has a 24" long hangar, a cargo bay on one side, a fuel depot on the other, and a docking control temple-shrine on the end of the hangar. Small corridors and rooms with 3" high walls will branch off these main rooms.
Sveamore's space hulk
Side Note: 40k Overlay Gothic
For me, part of the High Imperial aesthetic is functional, simple, industrial purity overlaid with gothic elements. A shrine in the middle of a nuclear power control room. Pipe-spars turned into buttresses. Everything is old or decorated to appear old. New things are dangerous. An alcove full of skulls reminds you that this place is safe. Generations of workers have lived and died here.

Ideally, the space hulk I'm building will have that aesthetic. A functional, far-future sci-fi core encrusted with grim darkness and millennia of tradition, poorly understood ritual, and decay. Pulsing blue power columns controlled not by advanced cogitators but by hardwired servitors. A simple hatchway decorated with candles. Lots of rust, lots of chipping. A ship that's dead but not yet rotten.

Step 3: Cast

Using Mold Star 30, I made a quick one-sided mold of some 40k panels and items. Some test casts with plaster of paris failed, and some elements of the mold didn't work as well as I would have liked, but it's reasonably functional.

Here's an evening's casting results. Most of the parts are from Hirst Art molds.

Quality is slowly improving. There are still plenty of bubbles... but bubbles look a lot like bullet holes!

Step 4: Story

There'd be no point in crashing an Invitational without coming up with an appropriately gothic story.
I'll put proper fiction in the next post, but in brief:

Twin Rogue Traders, Barabbas and Barnabus Cadrel of the Cadrel Dynasty, seek to raid the space hulk for filthy profit. "Unknown energy signature" is just another word for "treasure". While better-armed and less subtle factions seek to smash the space hulk apart and destroy its inhabitants, the Rogue Traders plot to sneak aboard on a small Ossifrage-class shuttle, acquire a few legendary items, and return to their ship with minimal loss of life and equipment.

Magos Clarity Urksa, seeking redemption in the eyes of Mars, dispatches servants of the Omnissiah to shadow the Rogue Traders and prevent sacred archaotechnology from falling into profane hands.
And, as ever, the Inquisition lurks in the background. Who could walk the Primogenitor's twisted decks and return uncorrupted?

If all goes well all factions will have a small Inq28-style / Kill Team force plus an Arvus-sized landing craft. Stay tuned for more updates.


OSR: 1d8 Gonzo Cults

Here, have 10 high-energy gonzo cults. Stick these on the tail end of the random encounter table or deploy them when a situation is going little too well. Heist progressing without a hitch? The Cult breaks through the wall. Diplomatic endeavour nearly complete? The Cult rides into town. Set up an ambush? The Cult blunders into it. They're designed with my anticanon UVG game in mind, but should work well elsewhere.

Each Cult is designed to create a unique combat scenario. Using a grid is probably a good idea.

The Generic Cult Lair might also be useful.
Sam Carr

1. Chainsaw Necrocult

Good body parts are hard to find. Necrocultists have transitioned from grave robbing to active inhumation.

Generic Chainsaw Necrocultist

Wears: Black leather straps and patches, gore-proof glass goggles.
Wields: Throwing Chainsaw on a chain. 30' range / melee. 2d8 damage. If thrown, takes 1 round to reel back in. Wildly dangerous. On a critical failure, hits Cultist.
Special Ability: Injects Combat Drugs before a fight. Provides immunity to pain, fear, and mind-altering magic for 1 hour. Also, the first hit that would normally kill a creature on combat drugs reduces them to 1 HP instead. Carries a spare dose.

Leader Chainsaw Necrocultist

Wears: Black leather straps, a steel mohawk, gore-proof glass goggles.
Wields: Giant Circular Saw. 1d4+1d6 damage, both dice explode (if the highest value on the die is rolled, roll and add an additional die of that type). Belches smoke and sparks.
Special Ability: Combat Drugs. Also, can ride the Giant Circular Saw into battle. Moves as a horse, or make a 50' charge attack. Shoots sparks everywhere.

Chainsaw Necrocultist Ethos and Shouting

Life in death! Only the pure survive the trials of necro-revival! Stitch and suture, flay and fuse! Your limbs, give them to me! What a wonderful discovery! You think this is my real head!?
Konstantin Kostadinov

2. Blood Cult of Satur

Satur the Blood God has a simple tenet: blood is fertility.  All those fat lazy bastards living in cities, doing nothing of value? They're the reason your crops fail and your children are small and sickly. Satur lives in the ground, so all you need to do is spill their blood and...

Generic Blood Cultist of Satur

Wears: Loincloth, old scarf, piercings, embedded knives, elaborate scars. Patchily shaved.
Wields: Twin Daggers of Satur. Normal dagger damage, but chance (5%) of tetanus. Two prongs, like the horns of a bull. Rusty and badly made.
Special Ability: Blood Sacrifice. If a living creature (including a Blood Cultist of Satur) dies messily, all Blood Cultists of Satur who saw the death heal 2 HP.

Blood Cult of Satur Leader

Wears: Loincloth, braided chains, frill of bones, embedded needles, elaborate scars. Completely shaved and lightly oiled.
Wields: Executioner's Axe. 1d8+1 damage. On a critical hit, severs: 1d6: 1-2. Leg, 3-4. Arm, 5-6. Head.
Special Ability: Whirlwind of Death. Attacks twice per round. If an attack severs a limb or kills an opponent, may immediately attack another adjacent enemy.

Cult of Satur Ethos and Shouting

Your blood nourishes the earth! Accept Satur or die! You blood-filled bastards! Why should you live while others suffer?
Stepan Alekseev

3. Ascending Flame Cult

There is only one path to heaven; ascend in flames. The Cult has prepared the way. Anyone they can bring with them, willing or not, will be saved as well. The cultists will act as a guide through the perilous upper air to the blessed afterlife. To burn with you is their sincerest wish; if you burn alone, you may not make it to the correct heaven.

Ascended Flame Cultists try to stand at least 30' apart. They attack from multiple directions.

Generic Ascending Flame Cultist

Wears: Thick red robe concealing a bandolier of vials, sturdy boots.
Wields: Pyre Vials. Cultist can activate on their turn. At the start of their next turn, they immolate . 20' radius, 2d6 fire damage, Save for half. Everything that fails its Save catches on fire.
Special Ability: Charming Words. Surely they're not about to set themselves, and you, on fire. Right? If the Ascending Flame Cult hasn't attacked, reasonably moral people must Save to attack them.

Ascending Flame Cult Pyrospecialist

Wears: Thick red robe, black ceramic mask with a square eye slit, glass tank backpack.
Wields: Unstable Flamethrower. 3 shots, 30' line, 2d6 fire damage, Save for half. Will try to hit (and immediately set off) other Cultists near to targets. If set on fire, the Unstable Flamethrower explodes at the start of its next turn. 20' radius, 2d6 fire damage, Save for half.
Special Ability: Smokesense. Mask allows them to see through smoke and flame.

Ascending Flame Cult Leader

Wears: Charred black fireproof robe, black ceramic mask with a round eye slit.
Wields: Sacred Oil Cannon. 5 shots, 50' cone of flammable oil starting 10' away from the cannon. Anyone covered in the oil automatically fails all Saves against fire-based attacks and is automatically set on fire by fire-based attacks. A cone of oil burns with rich scented smoke for 10 minutes.
Special Ability: Control Flames. 100' range. Can douse a 10' cube of flames per round, or move a torch-sized fire up to 10' along a solid surface.

Ascending Flame Cult Ethos and Shouting

Heaven is at hand! Rejoice, for soon we shall all be among the annointed host. Step beyond this vale of tears and into the light of redemption and glory!

4. Ravening Cult

Cultists connect their digestive systems to Sorg, the all-devouring hunger. The more the eat, the stronger Sorg grows. They are always hungry. Bribing them with food works... temporarily.

Generic Ravening Cultist

Wears: Sturdy leather apron, close-fitting leather cap.
Wields: Steel Teeth. Bite for 1d6 damage.
Special Ability: Gorge. Instead of making a bite attack, a Generic Ravening Cultist can make an attack roll to steal and devour 1d3 rations from an adjacent target's inventory.

Ravening Cultist Leader

Wears: Leather apron, cured pig-head mask.
Wields: Seasoning Shaker. Glass jar on a stick. 10 uses. Melee attack deals 1d4 damage and coats the target in delicious seasoning. Target must Save or be blinded for 1d4 rounds. Beasts and Ravening Cultists find the target irresistibly delicious and will attempt to attack them first.


Ravening Cult Ethos and Shouting

For Sorg! Your food or your life! Your succulent flesh is very appealing! Know any good restaurants?
Sean Andrew Murray

5. Cult of True Healing

All flesh is diseased, broken, and dying. Why should the body not obey the whims of the mind? The Cult of True Healing restores flesh to its true, vibrant, diverse form. They can control their mutations through meditation and training.

Generic True Healing Cultist

Wears: Creased white robes, white cap, silver rings.
Wields: Healing Touch. Heals 1d6 HP per round. If target is healed over their maximum HP, they must Save or gain a random mutation. Requires an attack roll to touch an unwilling target.
Special Ability: Mutation Burst. On death, a True Healing Cultist's flesh unknits. 10' radius, 1d4 acid damage, +1d4 acid damage per round until washed. Save to dodge.

True Healing Cultist Leader

Wears: Silver robes, fan-shaped hat, silver rings.
Wields: Healing Touch, but with a 20' range. Still requires a roll to hit unwilling targets.
Special Ability: The Flesh Reborn. On death, becomes a ravening Chaotic Psychoplasm or something equally hideous.

True Healing Cult Ethos and Shouting

Oh no, you've been wounded! Allow us to heal you. Yes, that's much better. Let your body relax and assume its true form.
Dirty Iron

6. Whack-A-Ball Cult

And now, we play the most dangerous game... Full Contact Whack-a-Ball. Cultists appear in two teams, with at least 3 Generic Cultists and 1 Goalchecker per team. Before battle begins, they will designate two distinct regions, or 20'x10' areas, as the "goal zones". People stapled to the ground in those areas will be left alone. The game ends when all non-Cultists are dead and/or in a goal zone.

Generic Whack-A-Ball Cultist

Wears: Thick leather padding daubed in bright colours, spiked steel cap.
Wields: Whack-A-Ball Hammer. 1d8 damage, flings a human-sized target up to 30'. Targets must also Save or fall prone.
Special Ability: Team Coordination. If a target is flung by a Whack-A-Ball Hammer to a spot next to another Whack-A-Ball Cultist, from the same team or a different team, the Cultist can immediately make an attack against the newly arrived target.

Whack-A-Ball Goalchecker

Wears: Thick leather padding daubed in bright colours, conical steel cap.
Wields: Whack-A-Ball Stapler. No damage, but can staple a limb or torso to the ground via a thick steel bracket. Very difficult Strength check to stand up and break free.
Special Ability: Dive. If a target is flung by a Whack-A-Ball hammer to a spot within 20' of a Goalchecker, the Goalchecker can immediately move to a space adjacent to the target and make an attack roll to staple the target to the ground.

Whack-A-Ball Ethos and Shouting

Game on! Look out, they're trying to flank you! Over here! Good shot! Hey, stop moving!
Yujin Kim

7. Zombie Drug Cult

Death is only the beginning. Zombie Drug Cults get into a very altered state on various chemicals, then raid catacombs and graveyards. They sometimes push wheelbarrows full of corpses into battle.

Generic Zombie Drug Cultist

Wears: Skintight pants, wrinkled jacket.
Wields: Death-Dealing Dagger. Does normal dagger damage but glows green.
Special Ability: Zombie Smoke. Can tear open a glowing green tube to fill a 30' cube with opaque green smoke. All mostly intact corpses in the area rise as Zombies at the start of the next round. The smoke dissipates in 1 hour. Zombies raised also fade in 1 hour. Zombies will attack non-Cultists if possible, but they are not under the control of the Cult.

Zombie Drug Cultist Leader

Wears: Skintight pants, wrinkled jacket, triple-decker hat.
Wields: Shrunken Head Grenades. 30' range, as thrown daggers. On a hit, they bite and deal 1d4 damage per round. It takes 1 round to remove a biting shrunken head. Shrunken Head Grenades in Zombie Smoke deal 1d6 damage per round instead.
Special Ability: Smokebomb! Three times per battle, the Zombie Drug Cultist Leader can fill a 20' cube with Zombie Smoke, vanish, and reappear up to 100' away.


Zombie Drug Cult Ethos and Shouting

Whooooooo! Zombie shuffle! Hey look at this! Smokebomb! Oh shit, run!

8. Cult of Geometric Alignment

Swarming, but with carefully measured steps and semaphore-gestures to prevent accidental alignment, the Cult of Geometric Alignment seeks to rearrange the world.

Generic Cultists of Geometric Alignment

Wears: blue robes, runic circular tattoos.
Wields: Stave of Smacking. 1d6 bludgeoning damage.
Special Ability: Shaped Spellcasting. If a shape can be drawn between Cultists, the shape's effects immediately take place. Only the most complicated shape's effects activate. Cultists can be up 50' apart. Effects are 10' high. Precisely measuring alignment during D&D is not practical, so eyeball distances and shapes.

  • Equilateral Triangle: Time inside the triangle is slowed. Creatures move at half speed and take a penalty to all rolls.
  • Square: Gravity inside a square is increased fivefold. Creatures are knocked prone and can only crawl.
  • Regular Pentagon: Magic flames deal 1d6 damage per round to anything inside the pentagon.
  • Regular Hexagon: No spellcasting is possible inside a hexagon. All enchantments are temporarily cancelled.
  • Regular Septagon: Everything inside a septagon is teleported 1d100 miles in a random direction.
  • Regular Octagon: Everything inside the octagon is immediately disintegrated. No Save.

Cult of Geometric Alignment Leader

Wears: white robes, runic circular tattoos.
Wields: Stave of Smacking. 1d6 bludgeoning damage.
Special Ability: Emergency Realignment. Once per round, can teleport up to 50', or teleport a Cultist within 50' up to 50'.

Cult of Geometric Alignment Ethos and Shouting

Fear the True Lines! Obey the Five Postulates! You, a little to the left.


OSR: What Does This Elemental Want?

Here's a significantly updated and revised version of this old post, formatted for the Monster Overhaul. Ooh, so fancy. Full elemental stats and extra tables are currently available on Patreon.



Speak with [Element] is a useful spell. Elementals know things about their local area and can provide many favours. They have personalities and foibles. A lightning trap can disarm itself; a stone door can shuffle out of the way. Bargaining with elementals is a great way to solve problems at low levels.

Asking the great void of Space or the all-encompassing Ocean for a favour is risky, but they can both destroy cities, move mountains, or alter the course of history.


OSR: Ultraviolet Grasslands Session 4 - Escape from the Last Serai

Last session, the PCs carried a cargo of spare bodies from the Porcelain Citadel to the Last Serai at the behest of the eccentric Leopard Lithopane 4-dyad. They forgot to read a secret message passed to them by Laquer Stone 4-body and, shockingly, found themselves at the centre of a polybody conspiracy.
Note: If you haven't read Ultraviolet Grasslands, most of this writeup will seem like psychedelic heavy metal Mad Libs. Even if you have ready UVG it's going to be a mess.
The members of the Cat's Meow Trading Company are:

Granville Porter
Cogflower necromancer lawyer. A mutant human thief/necromancer and warlock of Kon-Fabulate. Equipped with starscape skin, a vibrating thumb, a telephone that talks to dead people, and basic legal training.

Bluelander engineer. A human hunter on the run. Member of the Bluelander Liberation Front.

Gormog the Builder
Safarian merchant adventurer. A half-orc barbarian/fighter and warlock of Kon-Fabulate. Gormog is neither pretty nor clever, but knows a good deal when he sees it.

Exiled pirate liberal. A half-elf barbarian chased out of the Red Lands for their radical views, Clovis has a chainsword and a tattooed map to an aerolith fortress.

Wine vampire priest. A dwarf forcebender wizard and warlock of Deel, Orbital Wargoddess. Full of a strange blend of bloodlust and diplomacy.

A dwarf demon hunter from the Red Lands secretly fighting the most perfidious demon of all: capitalism.

Escape from the Last Serai: Map, Key, and Notes

Granville read the scorch-engraved note a second time. "Thank you for your commitment to the Unified Future. The Animated Tetrology appreciates your service. Flee immediately."

"Ah fridgebiscuits," the necromancer said, shrugging on his rugged outdoor legal regalia. He realized, to his horror, that he was alone in the hotel room. The other members of the Cat's Meow Trading Company had balked at the €30 per week fee, preferring to spend just €10 a week to buy food and sleep on crates of dehydrated potatoes in their warehouse lair. Cursing the parsimonious of his coworkers he prepared for a hasty jog through the Last Serai and an even hastier retreat into the desert.

Sirens began to blare outside the domes of the Last Trading House. Ancient shutters and blast doors slammed closed. Through a pitifully small porthole, Granville could see porcelain walkers rise from their creches and turn their laser blasters on any monobody walking the streets.

"The Last Serai is now under martial law," a buzzing voice repeated. "An unknown dwarven assassin has killed our leader, Angel 22-unity. All monobodies will remain in their rooms until interrogated. Do not attempt to flee. The Last Serai is now under martial law..."

Meanwhile, across the Serai, the other PCs woke up and scrambled for their weapons. Backs sore from sleeping on dehydrated tubers and dusty crates, the listened to the announcements with horror. All eyes turned to Karl and Frieda, the two dwarves.

"Well I didn't do it," said Karl, glaring at the group's newest hire.
"I didn't do it either!" Frieda said, waving her hands in the air. "I didn't have time!"
"Well some dwarf did, and now we're all in the rust," Lapis replied. "I'm going to check the corridor."
Side Note: Granville Porter is in room 1. The rest of the PCs are in room 21. Their mules and carts are in 62; the exit is 66. Also, Clovis' player couldn't make this session, so Clovis was assumed to be doing background elf things.
The bluelander immediately spotted three bodies of Black Helmet 60-plurality, the Last Serai's police polybody, marching towards her. "Hands on the wall, monobody," one of the imposing identical construct-servants shouted. Lapis took one look at their menacing pistols and complied.

"How many mobodies in the room?" one asked. Lapis made up three unconvincing answers in quick succession. Two Black Helmets moved into the room. The PCs hid behind their improvised barricade-beds.

Desperate and afraid, Granville Porter reached out to his patron god Kon-Fabulate, the god of urbanity, industry, and macroengineering. He'd been a good warlock. He'd protected the city; now it needed to protect him. "Kon-Fabulate, carry this message from your servant Granville Porter to your servant Gormog the Builder. Tell him I will meet him at the carts. At the carts. Meet him at the carts." The warlock pressed his hand into some exposed urban wiring, praying that his patron would come to his aid.

Across the city, as Gormog hid behind a crate of defunct light-bulbs, a panel popped off an ancient fusebox. The wires inside rearranged themselves into a facsimile of Granville's face and whispered his message to his fellow warlock. Gormog stared in religious awe.

The rest of the party stared at the approaching Black Helmets with near-religious terror, until Frieda, screaming like a hairy devil, brained one with her Polearm of Halberding. The two remaining Polybodies turned their pistols on her, filling the dwarf with transuranic pellets. Gormog leapt into action and finished one off with his legendary Black City Blade; Lapis' concealed pistol took care of the other.

"Is this what we're doing," Karl said. "Just shooting our way out?"
"Guess so," Lapis replied, looting the bodies and reloading her guns. "Here, have a neural whip."

Back at the low-budget Hostel Fornio, Granville had finished his ritual preparations. He ducked into the lobby (4). Ignoring the hostel's owner, the greasy Don Hedley, he checked the other two guest rooms. One was unmarked, but a handlettered sign adorned the other. It read

Oblong Dusk
Docteure Massese
Medicine and Sensual Massage

Reasoning that a doctor could be handy, and that any good doctor wouldn't be staying at the Hotel Fornio, Granville knocked on the door. A degenerate quarterling with a featureless face, a glowing blue forehead curse-rune, and a very risque silk robe opened the door.

"Wrong profession," Granville said. Oblong Dusk nodded, closed the door, and opened it again, this time wearing a white doctor's coat and plastic toy stethoscope.

"How can the Good Docteure help you?" the quarterling purred. "The Invisible Hand of the Market demands cash up front."
"The city is under martial law. My friends are trapped and will probably be injured. They have all the group's funds and will pay for healing," Granville said, once again cursing the confusing financial system that let Gormog carry the group's pooled resources.
"Acceptable. Let me fetch my things." Oblong closed the door, then opened it again, now carrying a small folding baton.

The pair evaluated their options, then panicked when a fully armed and operational Combat Vome burst through the door to the Hostel Fornio. Its twin blade-arms and reciprocating poison spikes terrified them. Oblong blasted it with a wave of mutilation, leaving Granville to finish it off with a few desperate stabs.

On the other side of the Last Trading House, the PCs were once again fighting for their lives. They'd decided to kick open some rooms to try and find a handcart. They didn't want to leave a valuable cryo-casket behind, but it was too large to haul by hand. Gormog had angered Kon-Fabulate by kicking in a door; his reward was a mountain of cold ash that coated him to the waist. A thorough search by Lapis had revealed a single half-full syringe of some magic liquid. Frieda had found a diused refinery, a handcart... and a large metallic ooze.

"OOOooze!" the dwarf screamed, running down the hall with her stolen handcart.
"Aha!" Lapis said, blasting the approaching mercury wall with her scavenged bolter. Though the crater was impressive, the ooze was unmoved. "Run!"

Wisely, Gormog tossed a fully charged neural whip into the ooze's path. The sparking ring seemed to push the ooze back. The group loaded the sturdy cryo-casket and its mysterious slumbering inhabitant onto the cart, then set off for the gate to the citadel.

In (18), Frieda improvised a hydrocarbon bomb using an old barrel and briefly shattered a gunfight of Bluelanders vs. Black Helmets. Lapis rallied her brethren. With shotgun and molotov, Black City Blade and thrown rocks, the group descended on the polybodies. The four surviving Bluelanders looked to Lapis for leadership.

"Did you kill Angel 22-unity," Lapis asked them. "Are you part of this uprising?"
"We did not, but we are taking over this revolution and or counterrevolution for the Blue Land! Freedom from oppresssion! Death to all polybodies!"
"Right. Splendid. Say, are those shotguns loaded?"
"Some of them are."
"Follow me!"
Back near the Hostel Fornio, Granville and Oblong decided to cut through the (much more successful) medical practice of Doctor Gontagopolis. They thoroughly looted his pharmacy (8), then crept into his waiting room.

Doctor Gontagopolis' blue-haired gum-chewing receptionist idly read a magazine, flanked by two obedient murder-golems.

"Susan," Oblong hissed, hand on her baton.
"D'ya have an appointment... bitch?" Susan drawled.
"We need to see the Doctor. Is he in?"
"Oh, he's in, and he's busy. Why don't you take a seat?" Susan said, flopping a chrome double-barreled shotgun onto her desk.

The two medical professionals stared each other down. Granville quietly took a large paper-wrapped unmarked package from his pocket, tore off a tab, and lobbed it at the receptionist. He grabbed his new ally and ducked. Susan fired.

The gel-explosive goop inside the package detonated. The waiting room filled with flame. Oblong and Granville were flung into the pharmacy, which also caught on fire. Stumbling and smouldering, they staggered into the dark arcade (5).

Susan, her flesh burnt away, her steel high heels crunching on broken glass, her red eyes burning, her immaculate steel hair undamaged, marched impassively after them.
Side Note: the instant venomous rivalry between Susan the receptionist and Docture Oblong Dusk was immediately improvised by the player. No prompt required. Also, "docteure" is pronounced to rhyme with "couture".
Meanwhile, the rest of the Cat's Meow Trading Company was flummoxed by some toxic water (15). "I could make a tunnel using wall of force," Karl suggested, "but I think it's still toxic."
"Do you think this mysterious glowing syringe is an antidote?" Lapis said, offering the item to the group's wizards.
"Only one way to find out," Karl said, nonchalantly injecting it into his neck. The entire group scream-winced.

Karl began to glow. His muscles rippled. His beard went solid black, his shoulders squared, his eyes glittered with inner fire. His skin became the colour of lead. He felt fantastic.

Side Note: Karl had injected a batch of dubious batch of Save-or-Die super-solider serum. Luckily, at level 1, he'd passed his Save. The serum let him reroll all his stats and take the higher result. With Str. 14, Dex. 14, and Con. 18, he certainly felt like a super-solider. The accompanying mutation of lead skin means he can't run, jump, or swim. In a hasty escape, that's a significant downside.
Protected by the wall of force and pursued by the ooze (who'd circled around, picked up several crates of now-glowing lightbulbs, and renewed its pursuit), the group stumbled through the Tru-Velour Serpentine Fleshlounge and ran into a tollbooth. Its angry operator, Quint, insisted on blasting them with a laser. Its (proudly announced) 3-second charging period gave the group plenty of time to dodge, but they worried they wouldn't have enough time to make it across the room.

Still, it was worth a shot. Everyone made it, even the Bluelanders, but Karl lumbered behind. The glowing red laser cast ominous shadows around the wizard's leaden form. "Two... one..."

"Wait!" Frieda said, sticking her head out from cover. "I am the dwarf who killed Angel 22-unity. I surrender!"
"1... 1... 1..." the laser repeated, as Quint squinted at the dwarf.
"You are?," the tollkeeper said. "And I've captured you?"
"Yes, you're a hero. I surrender."
"Walk forwards with your hands up."
"Actually," Frieda said, as Karl finally lumbered into cover, "I unsurrender. Byyeeeeee!"
"No! FIRE!" Quint shouted, but it was too late. The group had slipped past the vigilant tollmaster.

Finnian MacManus
After a refreshing drink of healing moloko drencrum the Giving Cow Milk Bar, Granville and Oblong opened the door to the next room and were attacked by inflatable tigers.

"Why are there inflatable tigers!?" Granville screamed. Oblong didn't panic, and use fleshcrafting to induce a pleasant euphoria a rubberbodied cat. The others held back, deeply confused. The Docteure rode it (well, more straddled it) for the next few rooms until Granville decided to deflate it for safety reasons. It tried to chew his throat out as it died.

Bloody, tired, and miserable, the necromancer finally met up with the rest of the group in room (49).

The rest of the escape was a moderate farce. They were attacked by cultists of Satur the Blood Good, poisoned by mimic diplo-cats, and stole an expensive para-radio set. Granville was shot in the shoulder by a a hidden bounty hunter's rifle and only saved (from 9 Fatal Wounds) by his docteure-friend and a stolen first aid kit.

"Thank Deel that's over," Oblong said. Karl lit up at the discovery that their new accomplice was a coreligionist; the rest of the group glowered.

A terrible grinding noise and a shower of sparks from above dispelled any notions of an easy escape. Three chainsaw-wielding necrocultists descended on ropes. While two fought (ineffectually) with hedge trimmers on chains, their leader wielded a two-handed circular rock saw... and rode it like a motorcycle. Combat drugs also kept him functional until his head was lopped off. The group agreed that this was awesome and looted his weapons and drugs. Luckily they sustained only a few minor cuts in the fight.

Granville, still very low on blood, repaid the group's kindness by picking the lock to the main door and, while waiting for the group to marshal their mules, finding a one-person porcelain walker in a storage vault.

The Cat's Meow Trading Company staggered into the early afternoon haze. Low on supplies, with four extra Bluelanders (plus four zombie porters) and a great deal of loot, they were still trapped in relatively hostile territory. Where would they go? Would they try to follow Clovis' map to the rumoured aerolith and die in uncharted territory? Try to bluff their way into the Porcelain Citadel? Hope to find supplies on the road to the Waystone Graveyard? Or almost certainly descend into cannibalism and madness in the Death Facing Passage?

Find out next time.


OSR: Trilemma Adventures Vol. 1 Review

This review covers all the adventures in Michael Prescott's Trilemma Vol. 1 Compendium (print, PDF). All but two of the adventures are also available for free here, though the ones in the Compendium have been revised and updated.

Full Disclosure
I wrote one of the adventures in the Compendium. Every so often I get a small royalty cheque for it. Michael was great to work with and the Trilemma adventures are an enormously valuable resource. I stuck most of them into my UVG GM-facing maps. This review therefore has an enormous positive bias.

Because I'm fussy, peevish, and peculiar, this review also has an enormous negative bias. I usually review books by listing problems or issues and then saying "but it's still very good." This review is no different. You've been warned.

I have run a fair number of these adventures in one form or another.

The Adventures

I'm going to review all 49 adventures first. They're the most important part of the book in my opinion. There's a summary at the end. All titles link to their associated blogpost and free PDF.

I wrote about my standards for one-page dungeons in this article. In brief:
  • Does the art and/or map complement the text?
  • How is the information presented?
  • Are the tone and theme consistent?
  • Is there tension?
  • Is the dungeon better than something I could improvise?
For the Trilemma adventures, the maps usually complement the text and the results are almost always better than something I could improvise.

However, tension, tone, and presentation vary widely. I've also focused on immediate usability in my reviews. How hard is it for the average GM to grab one of these dungeons and use it?

A module rated "Good" is immediately useful without question or adaptation. A module I've rated "Mid-Tier" is usable, but requires a bit more effort or a few tweaks. A module I've rated "Poor" is not something I'd go out of my way to use, though it might have specific applications or cool ideas. The results might seem harsh or even glib, but I feel like it's important to separate the adventures in some way. Just saying "they're all great" doesn't help anyone.

Lots of people have said they really enjoyed reading the Trilemma compendium. That's great. I don't care about how enjoyable these adventures are to read or how many exciting ideas come burbling into my brain. That's not, in my view, what they're for. They're tools for use at the table, and that's how I've reviewed them.

I'm also ignoring any additional context provided by Michael's blog or the rest of the book. The adventures are reviewed purely on the text on the page.

Stellarium of the Vinteralf

Dungeon. Mid-Tier: solid but not amazing. Saved by excellent treasure and gimmicks.

Side Note: Dungeons as a Mystery
Some dungeons start off by not explaining what’s going on. Room 1 implies something; room 20 resolve that tension. This is simultaneously cool and frustrating. It’s cool because it makes the dungeons interesting to read. It’s frustrating because you need to read the whole dungeon thoroughly before use.

In Stellarium of the Vinteralf, the last sentence on pg. 1 is, “The Vinteralf hacked their way to the hot spring cavern under the ice to avoid the attentions of the Wyrm Jokun.”

This is the first time the dungeon mentions a wyrm. It’s a bit like that old joke about a GM who describes a room in great detail, then goes “and there’s a red dragon in the middle. Roll for initiative.”

A  reader is incentivized to keep reading to solve the mysteries raised in the text, but this isn’t very useful at the table. I don’t care that wolves in this valley live on rats and hares. I do care that there’s a giant adventurer-eating Wyrm somewhere in this dungeon. That’s worth prepping. More info on how to run the firebreathing Wyrm, less trivia.
Written in collaboration with Michael Atlin.

Steeps of the Ur-Menig

Dungeon. Poor: no draw, minimal treasure, very convoluted map with no payoff. Not all cool ideas make good dungeons.

It might be best to have players map this dungeon as a series of points with lines connecting them rather than a traditional grid. The mix of horizontal and vertical space means neither a top-down grid and a side-view cutaway will work.

Side Note: Hidden Information Puzzles
Sometimes, module designers forget that the players don’t have all the information.

GM: You encounter the Obelisk of Grune. It is an inert stone 20' tall.
Book: The Obelisk of Grune produces gallons of pure gold if the blood of an albino duck is rubbed on its surface. The only person who knows this is Sir Alfred Mooseblaster, who died 300 years ago on another continent.
Players: Neat. We move on.
GM: Not going to... oh, I don't know, rub some duck blood on it?
Players: Why would we do that?

Cool ideas without hooks ("Why should we care? What can we do with this?") or with hidden information ("How in the world would we have figured that out?") are often useless. Take this example from this adventure:
7. Musical Geode
This bowl-shaped chamber is lined with enormous crystals, in purplish and blue hues, some twice the size of a person.

If struck with a hard object, the crystals ring with clear tones of surpassing beauty. Given time to learn the layout of the geode, it is possible to play music here, perhaps by throwing coins.

Anyone who hears such a piece gains telepathy with all fellow listeners. This first manifests as babbling voices in the head, but it can be controlled fairly easily. The range is limited to sixty paces.
There’s no incentive for PCs to strike the crystals with hard objects. If they do, there’s no incentive to try to play music. There are no puzzles elsewhere in the dungeon that seem like they might be unlocked by a musical geode.
Once every seven years, [the oak tree] will answer one question asked of it, with the full knowledge of the gods.
If players can’t find information, that information might as well not exist.

The hermit in room 8 isn’t named. The Trilemma adventures are usually pretty good about names, but sometimes there are gaps. I understand that overloading a module with proper nouns can be foolish, but if you’re going to put someone to talk to in a room, make it easy for the GM to run them. “What’s your name?” “Uh... Dieotte Pepsi”. 

A Litany in Scratches

Dungeon. Poor: almost an antidungeon. There is no treasure here. You are likely to die. You should have stayed away.

The Trilemma adventures are usually pretty good about cutting irrelevant details, but some still creep in.
The ground-floor kitchens contain bare stone ovens.
Chekov’s ovens. It's possible to make ovens interesting, but not in this dungeon.

There's a vampire bush. How does it work? It desiccates birds (and dogfolk?). The roots are specifically noted as immobile; is the rest mobile? Vampire bush mechanisms are vaguely noted in area B, but not detailed. Throughout, danger is implied, not stated. Setting the vampire tree on fire (a sensible plan) ruins the creepy reveal (and treasure) in area M later.

Tannòch Rest-of-Kings

Dungeon. Mid-Tier: short, solid, and designed for players.

Better hooks than most Trilemma adventures (ogres ate some nuns, go sort it out.) Both the map and the name feel punchier. There’s still a Chekov’s Oven or two, but the description is generally pretty good. Treasure is excellent. There are still quite a few hidden information puzzles (the Oak, the bone devils, the whole nature of the site), but it’s not critical.

The Cage of Serimet

Diplomatic Adventure Location. Poor: chaotic design, no hook.

The standard reaction to this adventure is “Well, this looks like something that isn’t our problem.” It’s easy to add hooks, but most of them tend towards “go here and talk to the wizard.” And that’s not really a hook. That’s a side-quest or an intermediate step.

The order the information is presented in is deeply frustrating. The module tells you what happens if you eat the magic sand (why would anyone eat the magic sand?) before it tells you there’s a giant gorgon in the area.

It took me four readthroughs to figure out why Yorta, the prisoner, is a prisoner at all. He’s got an astral walking pool. Visitors come regularly (there’s a table!). The reason is hidden in the last paragraph of ” Fane of the Protector” on the second page. This is surprisingly critical information. Disrupt the ritual once and Yorta knows something is up; disrupt it permanently and he’s free. Both are possible to do accidentally.

The suggested random encounters are incredibly deadly. There’s no real treasure. Most of the information is hidden. Most of the cool interactions require PCs to do nonsensical things.

The Raid Mirror

Large Wilderness Location. Poor: low conceptual density, cross-reference issues.

Again, there’s a mystery. What is the Raid Mirror? It’s introduced in the title and the first few paragraphs, there’s no Raid Mirror section in the text. The intro tells you to check pg. 130 for “Bim’s Mirror”, but pg. 130 has text for “al Bim’s Mirror”.

That’s... poor design. There’s no reason that item couldn’t be moved to the same page as the rest of the text. There’s plenty of text to cut.

Conceptual density starts off low. Stryggal, as an enemy, has a lot going on. His activities are very standard. “Orc warlord has a teleport mirror” sums up most of this adventure. The map is handy, the rise to power is handy, but it’s a mini-novel. It’s just a bunch of stuff happening without PC intervention. The text notes that the text is what happens when the PCs don’t intervene, but it also feels a bit self-indulgent.

Yes, I know that it’s similar to the Innovations in Magical Industrial Revolution, but it’s slightly more character-focused, there’s only one track, and the world doesn’t really change with each increment.

Circle of Wolves

Wilderness Location.  Mid-Tier: good hook, good layout, but a few practical issues.

There’s a werewolf problem and tracks to this location. Go sort it out. The module tells you what’s going on in the intro... mostly. A section on a named NPC tells you what they know and don’t know. Werewolves, with a twist! But your sensible precautions help. Hints that actually lead somewhere.

However, there is a risk.
GM: There’s a werewolf problem. Tracks lead to the old mound. Go solve it.
Players: Sure. Oh look, a fissure. Oh look, bowls full of something floating in the lava. I bet those are the source of all the trouble. Let’s throw rocks at them until they spill.
GM:  Great. Some spirits come out and fly away. Adventure is over.
It’s not a huge issue, but if your module has a big red “end the adventure” button, expect players to press it without reading the warning labels. The results in this module affect someone else far, far away... or might start the apocalypse. Either way, not great.

Though Flesh Be Vast

Dungeon. Poor: no hook, no reward, no context.

No intro at all. Again with the mystery! Who wants to jump down thirty feet into a reeking pool full of fish? Not the adventurers. The lure for this adventure should be very good, but nothing is presented in the text.

It’s a very confusing adventure. Why are we here? What’s going on? Who are these people? Lots of factions, some interesting traps, and some neat mechanics, but it feels flat and dull.

It’d bolt very well onto Veins of the Earth, but for non-cave adventures, I think most parties will take one look at it and go “nah.” Limited retreat lines. Not even a hint of a reward. Lots and lots of potential enemies, all adapted to their environment.

The Coming of Sorg

Adventure Location. Good: superb hook, factions, nice map.

Cults are usually something to be stopped before they complete their summoning ritual. This adventure covers what happens after a summoning ritual. God turned up and he’s just a big fat slob. Cool traps.

More critically, it’s the first location with broad generic D&D applicability. The PCs were supposed to stop an evil cult but decided to futz around and do side quests instead. The cult succeeded. This is the result.

The Necromancer’s Wish

Dungeon. Poor: chaotic layout, hidden information, difficult to adjudicate effects.

Two made-up words in the introductory paragraph. Not a good sign. Using words without providing context clues isn’t actually introducing anything. It’s just moving the mystery forward in the text.

The headings in the text don’t line up with the rooms on the map, making navigation difficult. The dungeon’s gimmick could potentially be difficult to adjudicate. A lot of information is hidden. There are too many ideas crammed into this space and not enough context to run it well.

The Extent of Gamandes

Large Wilderness Location. Mid-Tier: a pocket plane with some neat ideas but no tension.

Can a 2-page hexcrawl work? Probably not.  It’s a neat idea, but it’s a static environment. Pocket planes often feel like they don’t matter. All locations are evocative and gameable information is provided, but there’s no energy or urgency here.

The Unmended Way

Adventure Location. Mid-Tier: good map, interesting concept, but it’s a cutscene.

There are giants. They force you to make tea. You can’t bring in weapons. There are rumours provided in the adventure, but most of them relate to other adventures. Less useful as a standalone dungeon. It’s an interesting concept for a story or a mystery, but as an adventure location? There’s nothing to do. It’s just a static, sad, interesting story.
Side Note: What Do The PCs Do?
Always ask this question while writing setting or adventure ideas. What do the PCs do? If you can’t answer that question, your idea should be a novel or a poster or a set of playing cards. I don’t care about things that happened a thousand years ago or the secret motivations of unknown people. Focus on the here and now. How do the PCs access this information? How do they interact with the world?

The Task of Zeichus

Dungeon. Good. Simple, generic, and well organized.

Written in collaboration with Michael Atlin. I’m a big fan of generic dungeons. This is a perfect “Generic Decadent Immortal Noble Manor”. It’s got all the tropes you’d expect and a few bonus ones. The doors to the interior are magically barred. A little more information on how to open them might be handy. Otherwise, the adventure ends in the vestibule. Similarly, a table of loot, art, NPC names, and NPC quirks would be a useful addition.

In the Care of Bones

Adventure Location. Mid-Tier: great concept and NPCs, no hook or urgency.

Written in collaboration with Sean Winslow. A cool place to find, but not an adventure. There’s no treasure, no real reward for exploring or figuring things out. It’s just a neat shrine where some delightful spiders live. There’s a lot of backstory, but some of it is possible to figure out by experimentation or testing. I’m rating this higher than I normally would just because the core conceit is excellent. It’s an eerie little location to drop onto a map, but it’s still mostly a story in dungeon form.

The Lantern of Wyv

Dungeon. Good: excellent concept, plenty of tools, good layout.

For once, this dungeon answers a GM’s questions in the order that it raises them. What’s this? How do we get there? What are the dangers? Who built it? Etc. No real mystery, just a convenient high-level heist. How do we get past the wyverns, get into the Lantern, and use its powers for our benefit?

Outside of environmental dangers, the Lantern is actually a bit underwhelming. It’s also quite powerful. With reliable (on a typical PC timescale) healing and movement, it’s a political world-altering catastrophe waiting to happen. Splendid.

House of the Tyrant

City. Mid-Tier: difficult concept, good tools, neat details.

Can a 3-page city work? Maybe, but not in this format. It’s a damn close thing. There are a lot of levels to the city, both geographically and politically. Fun factions, but like many cities laid out in this format, a GM needs to keep the whole thing in their brain at once. Some of the tools and tables help, but it’s not really a pick-up-and-play module. Writing a city is hard. There’s always a sense the GM has missed something vital that’ll ruin a later section. Copious highlighting and notes, plus a few very thorough readthroughs, will help.

Menaka is the first very powerful creatures in the compendium. He absorbs spells, has a thick hide flies, and can teleport into the future. It’s still possible to fight him though.

The easily detected magical aura of Cicollus (3rd page) probably should be mentioned earlier in the text. Order of information: obvious leagues-distant stuff first, detail and trivia later.

The Haunting of Hainsley Hall

Adventure Location. Mid-Tier: specialized application, interesting concept.

I wrote this one, so obviously it’s perfect in every way, right? Wrong.

Originally, I’d contacted Michael to commission the art for this dungeon, or at least to get rates. He liked the idea so much he flipped it around; I ended up with a cheque, he ended up with the dungeon.

The tone doesn’t quite fit the rest of the book. It’s a very, very perfunctory adventure that relies heavily on the GM to set the tone and generate interesting encounters. Still, it’s only one page, it’s got a twist, it’s got some useful tools, and it works pretty well as a “generic haunted house”.

The Full-Dark Stone

Dungeon. Good: evocative, simple, and compact.

One of my favourite Trilemma adventures, and a solid recommendation for a one-shot intro dungeon. There’s a big magic rock, an NPC who could be an ally or an enemy, some skeletons, some unique treasure, and plenty of places for a GM to improvise. I’d suggesting improving the random effects of touching or fiddling with the stone.

The Oracle’s Decree

Dungeon. Good: short, clear layout, interesting interactions.

Written in collaboration with Michael Atlin. Finding an oracle, expert, or sage is a traditional part of D&D games. Here this could be a “generic sage habitat”, but the sage being a fake diminishes its utility. Still, both as a bestiary and as a small dungeon, it’s pretty good. Dying of thirst is a real risk, without too many ways to get around it. Everything seems to be designed to defeat even a well-equipped party.

Three for the Grave

Dungeon. Good: excellent hooks, neat concept, disappointing map.

Good introduction, good hooks. Cultists and/or cursed bears are up to some weird shit. Go kill ‘em. There’s an unsubtle demon, weird negotiations, and useful tables. It’s a good low-level adventure (aside from the bears, but you can always run from bears). I was hoping this map would be redrawn for the Kickstarter, but alas.

A Clutch of Shadows

Adventure Location. Poor: good setting material but a flat area.

Written in collaboration with Michael Atlin. Some of the adventure is gated behind a secret door (with no clues on how to open it). The rest is just a bunch of NPCs and details with very few ways to interact with the secrets. It fills a gap in the Trilemma storyline, but it’s not much of an adventure. This adventure is Patreon/Kickstarter/Compenium exclusive.

The Chains of Heaven

Dungeon. Mid-Tier: good treasure, neat scenario, no tension.

It’s a tower with a cult. Get their stuff. There are a few twists, but the actual adventure is fairly thin. There’s a lot of lore, a lot of interesting items, and some cool ideas, but once again it feels like those ideas are mostly for the GM or reader.

The Motes of Eternity

Adventure Location. Mid-Tier: excellent horror dungeon but no incentive to explore.

Once again, the parts of this scenario are not linked by any strong motivation. In a typical dungeon, greed (via careful hints of treasure) lures adventurers deeper. There are factions, but no real reason to do anything they ask. It’s another flat scenario.
Side Note: Words Mean Things
In this adventure "Motes" actually mean "possessed humanoid semi-intelligent lemurs and reptiles". The word "mote" doesn't bring that to mind. A floating speck of dust, a fleck of magical light, a will-o-the-wisp, yes, but not a lemur.

Choosing correctly evocative words, especially in short dungeons, is critical.

The Sky-Blind Spire

Dungeon. Good: excellent gimmick, solvable puzzles, factions.

A puzzle that practically begs to be solved, and shows the players how to solve it as they progress. Factions with a plan. Great treasure. A fun map. One of the best scenarios in the book.

Lenses of Heaven

Adventure Location. Mid-Tier: cool concept, slots into a game, but rather complicated.

Teleportation has gone wrong. Use this scenario. It’s a town-dungeon-puzzle. Lots of new made-up words, but it’s good science fantasy nonsense. There’s an entire city outside this adventure, and ending up there – for supplies, for allies, for information – is entirely plausible. The paragraph of information given in this one-page dungeon isn’t really enough.

The Roots of Ambition

Large Wilderness Location. Good: excellent factions, clear incentives, solvable mysteries.

A much better wilderness location. Less going on. A few clearly differentiated factions, a memorable map, and some treasure that doesn’t require the GM to adjust the entire universe.

Lair of the Lantern Worm

Dungeon. Mid-Tier: good map, very complicated concept.

Another very powerful monster. The titular Lantern Worm has the power to rewind time (it’s a bit confusing as to how this works, but effectively, it can always restore from a save point 1d20 minutes in the past). It’s a cool idea, but time travel is very tricky to implement in RPGs at the best of times. This isn’t it. It’s a self-contained mystery that seems to resist PC interaction.
Side Note: Set Pieces
Some adventures should feel like carefully balanced pieces just waiting for a breath of wind (or the PCs) to send everything spiraling into chaos. Some adventures should feel like long-dormant areas slowly being uncovered. But some Trilemma adventures, particularly ones with really cunning gimmicks, often feel like balanced and stable scenarios. The following things are happening; if the PCs show up and start meddling, the following things will continue to happen. The elegance of the idea takes precedent over making a good game.

The Cleft of Five Worlds

City. Poor: murky city, lots of fiction, few tools.

In a 2-page city, a timeline of past events is not useful. This is setting material, not an adventure location. It’s backstory and fiction.
-510: Using Varnan mercenaries and many hired Jorn, the Seree seize the island from the Murkers and found Sar Dural as the site to build the White Tower.
This is probably very interesting if you know what all those made-up words mean, but if you don’t and you’re just looking for a drop-in city or some sort of adventure, flip on. I’m not sure what this city is for.

The Call of the Light

Dungeon. Good: solid hooks, good treasure, some traps.

There’s a weird tower full of loot. Want to get rich? The introduction is a bit wordy, but the dungeon itself, though short, is very neat. It’s an automaton lure. Wizards in the party might get dragged into the trap. Most of the danger is self-inflicted; meddle with stuff and it’s likely to bite you, which isn’t ideal for D&D.

Veil of the Once-Queen

Adventure Location. Mid-Tier: generic fey nonsense. Somewhat linear.

Generic fey nonsense indeed. It’s not my cup of tea, but it’s fairly well executed. It’s a pity that the layout seems to encourage a very strict path through the adventure. You meet X, he takes you to Y, Z happens, etc.

The Moon is a Mirror

Dungeon. Poor: antidungeon with a terrifying boss.

It’s a cool concept; a shrine to every faith. In practice, it’s full of anti-treasure and traps. The Moon Baby is the dungeon’s big monster. It can’t be killed. Normal weapons turn to rainwater and it reflects all magic (sometimes at the target). Its attacks ignore armour. It’s backed up by incredibly strong heavily armoured brass soldiers. Oh, and its kiss teleports a target to the moon and summons a loyal doppelganger.

Yeesh. It’s a mess. Reach the end of the dungeon and just die. No information is provided on how to fight this thing or what its weaknesses might be. Damaging its reflection in the water would make sense thematically, but it’s not in the text. Apparently in a playtest Michael’s players killed it using a unique item from another location. That doesn’t bode well for the “testing” part of playtesting.

0/10, probably my least favorite adventure in the book. Use this dungeon as a cautionary tale on the value of critical playtesting. Just because you’ve got a great idea doesn’t mean that idea will be fun in play; just because your group overcame an obstacle doesn't mean most groups will.

No God But Dissolution

Dungeon. Poor: overwrought backstory, hidden information, no incentives.

Written by Evey Lockheart. If your dungeon’s backstory says “Of course, nobody knows any of this.” then it’s time to rethink your backstory. You’ve just wasted my time. I am not here to read a novel. I am here to examine a tool used to create a story. Tell me information the players can access and drop the rest.

The interesting parts of this dungeon are all gated behind hidden information. How does anyone figure this stuff out? They don’t. It’s a giant “guess what the GM is thinking” puzzle.
Side Note: Tone and Theme
Sometimes, authors slips into anachronistic informality. The dungeon is supposed to be tragic but there’s an array of “dayglo polygonal tiles”. Something to avoid, I think. Tone should be consistent; DayGlo (R) is not.

The Mermaids’ Knot

Dungeon. Poor: another incredibly deadly monster.

The setup is good. The hooks are useful. There are lots of tools that make the village portion easy to run. There are excellent horror elements.

But it’s all brought crashing down by a nigh-unfightable monster at the end of the dungeon. To get to this monster, you need to get past (and probably fight) three other deadly monsters: two spellcasting mermaids and a hypnosis-hydra. All three coordinate and will show up if a fight starts. The dungeon is underwater. You can breathe the special water and it doubles healing rates, but it’s still water. Flames burn but without heat. Starting a new fire is impossible.

The main monster, if you get past the mermaids and the hydra, is a highly intelligent swam of insects.

He comes to pieces when you fight him, but he can reassemble at will. Like Bubuliga, he can knit flesh at will, but his chimeromancy is so great that flesh responds to his directions at 20 paces’ distance. He can sew shut mouths and eyes on sight.

The party is 20 paces (100’) away from this guy. He seals the Fighter’s mouth and nose shut. The Fighter is suffocating. The Wizard goes to help cut the Fighter’s mouth open with a dagger (dealing damage). The Thief throws a dagger at the bad insect swarm person, but it does nothing because a) it’s underwater, thrown weapons are slow and b) it’s a swarm. Next round, the monster fuses the wizard’s hand to the fighter’s face.

Classic methods of killing an insect swarm won’t work because it’s underwater. Burning oil? Nope. Explosions? Good luck. And there’s minimal treasure. As a diplomatic adventure, this location could work, but if someone takes exception to being kidnapped and turned into a cricket-parasite there’s going to be a fight.

Basilica of the Leper Messiah

Dungeon. Good: clear summary, actual tension, factions.

A series of cool ideas, linked together in a sensible gameable framework. Evocative detail that isn’t hidden behind made-up words or GM-only secrets. A genuine sense of tension and growing danger. The colour-token-caste system is a bit convoluted on a first readthrough, but it works. This is one of my favorite adventures in the book.

The Shattered Gate

Dungeon. Poor: too much hidden information.

Written in collaboration with Sean Winslow. “Something weird buried underground” is a classic hook, and it works here, but all the interesting stuff is gated behind a series of secret doors and secret words. Who knows this? Nobody. Etc. It’s another “guess what the GM is thinking” puzzle. Too many secrets. Too much information that’s just for the GM.

The City of the Carreg

City. Mid-Tier: evocative and simple.
A better city than some of the others in this book. I’m not sure how useful it is in other settings, but the map is clear, there’s slightly less going on. Some of the tables feel like filler, which is not great in a 3-page city. Still, the city feels more immediately useful than the others in the book.

Midden of the Deep

Dungeon. Good: simple, fun treasure, excellent environment.

There’s a proper lure (in the form of treasure hints at the start). Get the PCs interested with a few scraps of melted gold, lure them deeper, and see what happens. The monsters are briefly and evocatively described.

Sirens of Blood and Sea

Dungeon. Good: good treasure, interesting enemies with simple notes, and broad hooks.

Written by Kira Magrann. A generic siren lair or sea-cave dungeon. Perfect. Great 3D aspect helps with group tactics (who holds the winch, how can we escape, etc). The monsters are, in a sense, a trap; kill them and either very bad or very interesting things happen. Excellent folkloric feel.

Mulciber’s Flute

Large Wilderness Location. Poor: excellent flavour, but a story instead of a dungeon.

Do you need a “generic hell”? Mulciber’s Flue might be for you. It’s a neat idea but it’s not exactly gameable. Expanding the idea to a full book or ‘zine would feel strange. It’s wonderfully evocative and deeply unsettling, but I’m not sure it’s fit for purpose. It feels like a nightmare written down. Unkillable enemies, unexplained powers, an oppressive sense of despair... is this really one-page dungeon material?

Can’t Sleep—Clowns Will Eat Me

Adventure Location. Mid-Tier: good tension, clear goals, difficult core concept.

Written by Stephanie Bryant. “Hallucinations come to life” is a hard prompt for a GM to follow. There’s some support in the text, but the adventure really expects a GM to run with the concept.  Ironically, the theme and time period of this adventure match The Haunting of Hainsley Hall, but very little else in the book.

The God Unmoving

Adventure Location. Mid-Tier: static location, fun flavour, interesting NPCs and treasure.

Despite its solid format and excellent map, this town feels very flat and static. There’s no tension. There are a few uses for the town (allies were captured, you were shipwrecked, you need to steal an item, etc.), but the text doesn’t really seem to support any of them. It’s like the town is described in the absence of a RPG context. Lots of detail to help the GM run the town, but no clear reason to run the town. I’ve used it twice now and both times it didn’t feel right.

Do It for the Beast

Dungeon. Good: strong theme, great treasure, immediate utility.

A generic cult lair. Lots of strong unique magic. The difficulty of this dungeon really depends on how the GM runs the Eight Powers. Great creepy details. Multistage boss fights.  The information on the Guardian is repeated twice (once in the Guardian Cave, once in a section called The Guardian). Handy, but possibly not ideal for a 2-page dungeon. Otherwise, this is just about a perfect adventure.

His Eternal Progress

Random Encounter / Dungeon. Good: fun ideas, unique twists, designed for adventurers.

A random encounter that’s also a miniature dungeon. More purple prose than most of the Trilemma adventures, but it’s worth it. The adventure also seems to incorporate common adventurer tactics (fire). It’s worth putting on a random encounter table or sending a party to “fix” before it reaches a settlement.

The Sorcerer’s Feast

Dungeon. Good: few threats, but a well-executed map.

A generic abandoned wizard mansion. Nice. The main danger comes from the random encounter tables and messing with the interesting treasure. Not much else to say; the dungeon works, the layout is clear, and there’s relatively little hidden information.

The Man From Before

Dungeon. Mid-Tier: some hidden information, stable equilibrium.

This dungeon is on the verge of being Good, but it still feels like a perfect stable scenario running in the background. There are hooks for PC involvement and plenty to be gained, but, once again, it feels like it was mostly written for readers and not for GMs.

The Wagoner’s Table

Random Encounter. Mid-Tier: evocative and fun, but requires adaptation and prep work.

A neat idea for an adventuring hub, safe location, or quest site, but I’m not really looking for those in a one-page dungeon. It’s well designed but lacks a few bits of information. Instead of telling us details about the kitchen and (useless?) flour mill, a table of guests would have been ideal.

The Raindrinkers

Random Encounter / Culture. Poor: fluff without context.

Written by Tim Groth. Five NPCs, lots of details, but no tension or reason to use them. It’s pure fluff and novel-style information, precisely the opposite of what I want in a one-page dungeon. As part of a larger adventure it could work, but it’s a strange outlier in this book.

The Mouth of Spring

Dungeon. Poor: strange setup, unavoidable traps, little reward.

First, adventurers have to wait for several hours while the dungeon drains. Second, there’s no indication draining is complete (other than circling around to check the Mouth). Third, sensible parties will want to ensure the entrance and drain plug are well guarded. Otherwise, the two NPCs could easily wipe out the party by flooding the caverns behind them. All minor choices, but they add up to a dungeon that’s inconvenient to GM.

This also seems like a dungeon full of disconnected ideas. There’s a room that makes your clothes dance. Neat, but... what? In the middle of a flooded cave complex? Most Trilemma adventures have a sort of naturalistic feel to them. This feels like something from Tegel Manor. Like House of the Tyrant, the dungeon can be felt from “leagues away”, but this information is on the second page. Some treasure, but protected by vicious and very difficult to disarm traps.

Into the Silent Temple

Dungeon. Poor: too deeply connected to other modules for ease of use.

This dungeon is a sort of “greatest hits” medley of Trilemma lore. Adapting Trilemma-specific terms to a generic setting is usually fairly easy, but this dungeon contains so many, and they’re so thoroughly linked, that it doesn’t seem worth it. If you really liked the details in the other modules, this one is a hub connecting them or a recap of separate elements. If you didn’t pay attention, it’s nigh incomprehensible. This adventure is Patreon/Kickstarter/Compenium exclusive.


Some themes crop up in several Trilemma adventures. I couldn't help but chart them. It's not a criticism, it's just for my own amusement.

Dungeon Rating Hermits Rivers Hunger
1 Stellarium of the Vinteralf Mid-Tier
x x
2 Steeps of the Ur-Meg Poor x

3 A Litany in Scratches Poor
4 Tannoch Rest-of-Kings Mid-Tier

5 Cage of Serimet Poor

6 The Raid Mirror Poor
7 Circle of Wolves Mid-Tier x x
8 Though Flesh be Vast Poor x x x
9 The Coming of Sorg Good
10 The Necromancer’s Wish Poor

11 The Extent of Gamandes Mid-Tier

12 The Unmended Way Mid-Tier

13 The Task of Zeichus Good

14 In the Care of Bones Mid-Tier

15 The Lantern of Wyv Good x

16 House of the Tyrant Mid-Tier

17 The Haunting of Hainsley Hall Mid-Tier x

18 The Full-Dark Stone Good

19 The Oracle’s Decree Good x

20 Three for the Grave Good
x x
21 A Clutch of Shadows Poor

22 The Chains of Heaven Mid-Tier

23 The Motes of Eternity Mid-Tier
24 The Sky-Blind Spire Good

25 The Lenses of Heaven Mid-Tier

26 The Roots of Ambition Good
27 Lair of the Lantern Worm Mid-Tier x x
28 The Cleft of Five Worlds Poor
29 The Call of the Light Good x

30 Veil of the Once-Queen Mid-Tier

31 The Moon is a Mirror Poor

32 No God But Dissolution Poor

33 The Mermaids’ Knot Poor

34 Basilica of the Leper Messiah Good

35 The Shattered Gate Poor

36 The City of the Carreg Mid-Tier

37 Midden of the Deep Good

38 Sirens of Blood and Sea Good

39 Mulciber’s Flute Poor

40 Can’t Sleep—Clowns Will Eat Me Mid-Tier

41 The God Unmoving Mid-Tier

42 Do It for the Beast Good
43 His Eternal Progress Good

44 The Sorcerer’s Feast Good

45 The Man From Before Mid-Tier
46 The Wagoner’s Table Mid-Tier

47 The Raindrinkers Poor

48 The Mouth of Spring Poor
49 Into the Silent Temple Poor

15/49 adventures (31%) were rated Good.

18/49 adventures (37%) were rated Mid-Tier.
16/49 adventures (33%) were rated Poor.

Dungeon Rating
9 The Coming of Sorg Good
13 The Task of Zeichus Good
15 The Lantern of Wyv Good
18 The Full-Dark Stone Good
19 The Oracle’s Decree Good
20 Three for the Grave Good
24 The Sky-Blind Spire Good
26 The Roots of Ambition Good
29 The Call of the Light Good
34 Basilica of the Leper Messiah Good
37 Midden of the Deep Good
38 Sirens of Blood and Sea Good
42 Do It for the Beast Good
43 His Eternal Progress Good
44 The Sorcerer’s Feast Good
1 Stellarium of the Vinteralf Mid-Tier
4 Tannoch Rest-of-Kings Mid-Tier
7 Circle of Wolves Mid-Tier
11 The Extent of Gamandes Mid-Tier
12 The Unmended Way Mid-Tier
14 In the Care of Bones Mid-Tier
16 House of the Tyrant Mid-Tier
17 The Haunting of Hainsley Hall Mid-Tier
22 The Chains of Heaven Mid-Tier
23 The Motes of Eternity Mid-Tier
25 The Lenses of Heaven Mid-Tier
27 Lair of the Lantern Worm Mid-Tier
30 Veil of the Once-Queen Mid-Tier
36 The City of the Carreg Mid-Tier
40 Can’t Sleep—Clowns Will Eat Me Mid-Tier
41 The God Unmoving Mid-Tier
45 The Man From Before Mid-Tier
46 The Wagoner’s Table Mid-Tier
2 Steeps of the Ur-Meg Poor
3 A Litany in Scratches Poor
5 Cage of Serimet Poor
6 The Raid Mirror Poor
8 Though Flesh be Vast Poor
10 The Necromancer’s Wish Poor
21 A Clutch of Shadows Poor
28 The Cleft of Five Worlds Poor
31 The Moon is a Mirror Poor
32 No God But Dissolution Poor
33 The Mermaids’ Knot Poor
35 The Shattered Gate Poor
39 Mulciber’s Flute Poor
47 The Raindrinkers Poor
48 The Mouth of Spring Poor
49 Into the Silent Temple Poor

Other Sections

The Adventure Compendium is more than just a book of adventures. It's got other tools as well.


A list of monsters from the adventures. The bestiary text rarely adds much to an adventure. Unique monsters are described in nearly identical words. Common monsters aren't given additional tools or hints. Sometimes, specific adventures are referenced. Other times, the text is generic.

It's a neat section and it does fill in a few blanks, but I feel like it's a poor tool compared to the adventures.


A list of treasures. Again, these are mostly taken directly from the adventures. Unique items are mixed in with relatively mundane cultual artifacts. Without tables, cross-references, or other tools, I'm not sure how this section is meant to be used. The information doesn't supplment the adventures, so even if a GM flips to this section they're unlikely to be rewarded. What's this for?

History of the Tisthmus

This is the lore section, and it's pretty decent. I'd suggest starting here before reading the adventures. The worldbuilding helps make the adventures more comprehensible and easier to adapt to existing settings. There's a gazeteer with maps. I just skimmed this section, as it's not really what I signed up for.

Rumours and Hooks

The hooks on pg. 156 often feel less like hooks and more like extra context or setting tidbits. A hook is sharp; these sometimes feel dull. Many adventures come with their own tables of hooks and hints. There’s lots of specific information, but no sense that these were tested against the general and generic group. Some are good, but the sheer number provided drowns out good ones with irrelevant ones, making the tool less useful.


Hooray! An index. And it's very complete.

Patreon and Kickstarter Backer Pages.

I'm going to be blunt. Stop doing this. It’s 2020. A big block of names is a pain to format, you need to check to see if people want their names included or not, and it’s a waste of paper and shipping cost. If you back a book on Kickstarter, your thanks is the book (on time, on budget, and in good quality), and perhaps a polite and thankful update from the creators. If you want to see your name in print, print it yourself.

Final Notes

Trilemma Strengths

  • A huge number of excellent adventures in a consistent setting.
  • Blend of great maps and fun scenarios.
  • Free (or reasonably priced for a compendium).
  • Maps, text, and art are usually released under CC-BY-NC 4.0. If you don't like an adventure, Michael's given you all the tools you need to fix it.

Trilemma Weaknesses

  • Some dungeons are presented as mysteries to be uncovered by the reader rather than tools to be used by the GM.
  • Some dungeons lack urgency, tension, or hooks.
  • Some dungeons feel like beautiflly balanced set pieces, designed to be read and amired but not played.
  • Occasional signs of format lock. Ideas that would be better served by a different format are forced into the small-page dungeon mould.
  • The density of the Trilemma/Tristhmus setting sometimes bogs down the adventures. The creator of a setting always knows what's going on; making sure new readers can access the information without getting lost in endless made-up words and cross-refences is a tricky task. If you live in a world long enough, you forget what it looks like from the outside.


The Trilemma adventures are one of the most valuable resources this community has. Use them. Evaluate them. If you disagree with how I've listed or interpreted an adventure, great! Write your own review or hack the adventure into a new setting or format. Consider buying a fancy hardcover and impressing all your friends or supporting Michael on Patreon.