First, I went through the original data set provided by internet humans. A lot of the races and classes turned out to be "canonical", which was a bit surprising. Here are some actual classes people submitted. Roll 3 times. This is your new game's Wizard - Thief - Fighter trio.
1d50 | Actual Classes | Snide Comments |
1 | Ambiguous Potato | |
2 | Asshole | |
3 | Assistant Beast-Keeper | |
4 | Blubberman | |
5 | Businesswoman | |
6 | Butt Wizard | |
7 | Chameleon | |
8 | Couatl | |
9 | Dandy | |
10 | Dave | Hooray! |
11 | Diaper Pup | I don't want to know, do I? |
12 | Dread Pirate | |
13 | Exotist Fighter Martial Rogue | |
14 | Flip Wizard | |
15 | Football Star | |
16 | Fruit-O-mancer | |
17 | Gatekeeper | You want to play D&D and you don't even own dice? |
18 | Giant Psionic Spider | Fuck yes. |
19 | Gleaner | |
20 | GOO Warlock | |
21 | Lady of War | |
22 | Legendary (Homebrew) | All homebrews are legendary. Not all legends are good. |
23 | Magical Girl | |
24 | Master Professional | Your game has the Specialist? Well, in my game… |
25 | Mustache | |
26 | Noodlemancer | |
27 | Nothing | |
28 | Palidan | Palidan! |
29 | Paradox | |
30 | Rogue / Nasty Boy | Nasty boy! Such a nasty boy! |
31 | Rouge Shadow Dancer | See: Stripper |
32 | Service Industry | You play the entire industry. |
33 | Sexy Bard | |
34 | Sorcerous Thruster | |
35 | Sorclock | |
36 | Stripper | See: Rogue Shadow Dancer |
37 | Substitute Teacher | |
38 | The World's Greatest Boy Detective | |
39 | Typhoon | You play the weather! |
40 | Ultimate Magus | |
41 | Walrock | Made a badly spelled deal with the devil. Stuck in the walls. |
42 | Warlock Space Marine Sorceress | |
43 | Weaver | Combat tapestries! |
44 | Webslinger | |
45 | Weird Musician Bard | Cage on the lute. |
46 | Wilder | |
47 | Wizard King | |
48 | Wiznerd | |
49 | Wizzard Slayer | |
50 | Wrestler King |
Anyway, here are some of the Neural Networks' attempts at unique races and classes. I've checked to ensure these don't appear in the original data (or as one-letter substitutes or spelling mistakes).
1d50 | Neural Network Races | Neural Network Classes |
1 | Akumir | Arcane Night Assassin |
2 | Asher Tolemenaster Butch of The Mage | Archtee of the Undersimen Hunter |
3 | Blucket A Coll | Astert |
4 | Catkolin | Fighter, Cleric, (Silver Doul Knight) |
5 | Copper Knight | Tomen Thinight Kych Sorcerer Way |
6 | Drow Human | Wizard, Personic Blood |
7 | Elf (Warper) | Aberation Wildringer |
8 | Elf, Half-Dwarf (Damaya) | Ailante |
9 | Faester | Alandre Oakh |
10 | Farishthu | Amara Fierde |
11 | Fetchbatter | Bobotti |
12 | Fetchling | Cherative |
13 | Fey Ragny | Cleric of Baster Bard |
14 | Hagan | Cleric of Dancer |
15 | Half Elf, Genn, Healer | Cleric of Monk |
16 | Half Elf, Half-Masion | Demon Dedon mark |
17 | Half-Ang | Demon Demon |
18 | Half-Elf, Half Helf Human | Demon War Brighter |
19 | Human (Codrose) | Dissater |
20 | Human (Collie), Cleric | Duscalour |
21 | Human (Nelditide) | Eldrimith |
22 | Human (O-Damancer) | Grubwe |
23 | Human (Turple) | Handler |
24 | Jorn Human | Healer (Blood) Thief |
25 | Lastibal | Hildo |
26 | Lightfoot Giant | Imadiator |
27 | Lrsant Bear | Inquisitoust |
28 | Manker | Inquisitover |
29 | Mantor | Inventor Necromancer - Done! |
30 | Mermous | Ken |
31 | Monotai | Lightning |
32 | Necropolion | Mechanipal |
33 | Opch | Medust |
34 | Orcane | Militicle |
35 | Pobotohan | Ommolator |
36 | Poreborn | Oyalle |
37 | Ratsher | Red Ader Cleric |
38 | Rogotaud | Rogue (Nightnoot Warrior) |
39 | Short Dwarf | Samagin |
40 | Smangelyn | Tamation |
41 | Syl | Tancer |
42 | Tabra | Tei lifer |
43 | Tauriant | Urchorn |
44 | Tireling | War Priestestist |
45 | Triester | War War Warrior |
46 | Trotan | WaraBot |
47 | Ugeridatr | Warf |
48 | Vanara | Warphinger |
49 | Vempla | Wizard (Gord of Cleric Izzwist) |
50 | Wordzing | Wizard (Kinger) (Pire) |
Vote on your favorite Races and Classes here.
I'll write up the winners.
Where is Noodlemancer in the voting register?
ReplyDeleteI wasn't originally going to add the non-neural net classes, but I suppose I should.
Delete'Wilder' is a canonical 3.5e class. 'Fetchling' and 'Varana' are canonical Pathfinder races, too.
ReplyDeleteWrestler King, Sorcerous Thruster, Sexy Bard, and The World's Greatest Boy Detective would be the greatest fighter / mage / cleric / thief substitutes ever.
See, I never know with these things. Oh well, leaving them in. I'm sure my take on them will be very different (if they win in the polls).
DeleteI like 'War War Warrior'
ReplyDeleteHalf-Elf, Half Helf Human is like 2/3 elf, very gilgamesh
ReplyDelete