Demogorgon
People MonsterIt makes sense for the most powerful demon in the Abyss to carry this prefix. They say hell is other people, after all. As the prototypical monster, all [prefix]-gorgons will be based on it. Presumably, all gorgons look similar, but the demogorgon is extra fancy because it's in charge.
Angorgon
Without MonsterThe usual state of affairs. No gorgons about. That will change if the Demogorgon's plan succeeds.
Anthrogorgon
Human MonsterTwo horrible human heads, for horrible human arms, and two horrible human legs. A parody gorgon created in the Abyss for amusement only.
Antigorgon
Negative MonsterIf the demogorgon has 2 baboon heads, tentacle arms, and chicken legs, the Antigorgon must have no head, tiny human limbs, and regular legs. Some sort of peaceful divine akephaloi?
Apogorgon
Away MonsterThe messengers of the Demogorgon. Apostles. They look like tree-squid-lemur things. Not bright but very quick.
Gorgonocracy
Rule by MonsterOr in this case, rule by demogorgon. One man, one vote, two heads, four lovin' arms and all them suckers.
Gorgonometer
Monster MeasurerAn instrument for detecting gorgons. Sometimes referred to as "HP", "Sanity" or, "Hirelings".
Gorgonometre
Monster MeasureThe distance from the demogorgon's torso to the tip of one tentacle. Fluctuates. Will be used as the new standard of measurement when the demogorgon takes over.
Gorgonophage
Monster EaterPossibly an ally. Possibly you, if you kill one and want to gain strange powers.
Hypergorgon
Excessive MonsterA really big gorgon. The size of a village, with dozens of cillia-tentacles and two heads like excavator buckets. Also known as a macrogorgon.
Hypogorgon
Diminutive MonsterA really tiny gorgon. Gets into your bloodstream via your ear and starts eating your lungs and gallbladder. Causes some diseases. Can be lured out with fruit. Also known as a microgorgon.
Legigorgon
Law MonsterWhen the demogorgon takes over and starts writing laws (!), it'l be a legigorgon. The lex gorgoni is going to be a very strange law code, and probably the only one to specify penalties in hectares of flayed skin.
Monogorgon
Single MonsterOne head, one tentacle, and one chicken leg. Wheels along on the ground like a demented fidget spinner. The demogorgon's half sibling.
Mortigorgon
Dead MonsterThe ideal state for any gorgons encountered.
Multigorgon
Many MonsterThe worst possible state for everyone; the best possible state for the demogorgon.
Oligogorgon
Few MonsterIf you can't have a mortigorgon or an angorgon or a demogorgon, an oligogorgon will have to do.
Palingorgon
Backwards MonsterTwo tentacle legs, four arms ending in heads, and two grasping chicken-claws where its head used to be. The demogorgon's younger brother. Kind of a waste of space, but tolerated. Also known as the fratergorgon. Nobody's sure who the mater and pater gorgons are - nobody wants to find out.
Polygorgon
Many MonsterA fractal gorgon. Each main branches into two necks. Each smaller neck branches into two more necks. Etc. Tentacles festooned with tentacles. Legs like scaled brooms. Incredibly wise, because it has infinite brains. Harmless, because its claws and teeth are infinitely small. Currently stuck in a cupboard in the Abyss, trying to decide if it will starve to death if it eats one biscuit with infinite heads.
You missed the Gorgongorgon... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ReplyDeleteWat. (But also funny)
ReplyDeleteIs the demo-gorgon a gorgon for trial?
Demo-gorgons are for display purposes only and should not be used in real dungeon.
DeleteWhat about the demogorgonzola (two-headed blue cheese!). I hear it brings a salad together
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