OSR: Horrible Pirate NPC Generator

I really should have written these before the first session but I got distracted. Roll to flavour a crew, invent an enemy, detail an NPC, or come up with ideas on the fly. Here's a fancy PDF.

Carl Dobsky, Ship of Fools

d100	Male Old World Names		1d50	Female Old World Names
1	Gadifer		1	Alice
2	Pierre		2	Johanna
3	Eli		3	Agnes
4	Laurens		4	Agatha
5	Claes		5	Margery
6	Peter		6	Amice
7	Henry		7	Mary
8	Augustin		8	Mariota
9	Brigstock		9	Joan
10	Hans		10	Anastasia
11	Constant		11	Ann
12	Dirk		12	Marianne
13	William		13	Anne
14	Gilbert		14	Peg
15	Ralph		15	Sibilla
16	Gustav		16	Margaret
17	John		17	Elizabeth
18	Huguet		18	Susanna
19	Jan		19	Sara
20	Didrik		20	Nancy
21	Eduardo		21	Letitia
22	Eustace		22	Ingela
23	Francois		23	Wijerd
24	Charles		24	Lucy
25	Luc		25	Maria
26	Daniel		26	Avelina
27	Raymond		27	Sadie
28	Bernard		28	Eustacia
29	Lewis		29	Isolda
30	Gilles		30	Emma
31	Eric		31	Juliana
32	Juan		32	Ellen
33	Manuel		33	Naomi
34	James		34	Charlotte
35	Hugh		35	Alvia
36	Francis		36	Gina
37	Josiah		37	Flora
38	Andre		38	Christine
39	Montigny		39	Fanny
40	Enrique		40	Isabel
41	Christopher		41	Beatrice
42	Simon		42	Sabrina
43	Kristoffer		43	Cecily
44	Hadrian		44	Avice
45	Louis		45	Jacquotte
46	Michael		46	Katherine
47	George		47	Annabel
48	Jacob		48	Rachel
49	Samuel		49	Jeanne
50	Roche		50	Elise
51	Geoggrey
52	Jordan
53	Filips
54	Giles
55	Alexis
56	Phillip
57	Cornelius
58	Pedro
59	Stede
60	Jelles
61	Rene
62	Lawrence
63	Lionel
64	Claude
65	Ingleram
66	Richard
67	Edward
68	Lars
69	Stephen
70	Robert
71	Jerome
72	Yvain
73	Owain
74	Jules
75	Matthew
76	Phillipe
77	Walter
78	Olivier
79	Thomas
80	Edmund
81	Jean
82	Vincenzo
83	Joseph
84	Nicholas
85	Reginald
86	Geoffrey
87	Amyas
88	Roland
89	Adam
90	Arthur
91	Godeke
92	David
93	Bartholemew
94	Paulsgrave
95	Roger
96	Piers
97	Andrew
98	Alan
99	Leigh
100	Renato

1d20	Male Chultan Names		1d20	Female Chultan Names
1	Kwalu		1	Azuli
2	Osaw		2	Katela
3	Mzolu		3	Chuil
4	Losi		4	U'lolo
5	Atuar		5	Naboli
6	Chiwa		6	Isi
7	Vazul		7	Lorit
8	Kunde		8	Zamisi
9	Emporo		9	Dela
10	Ugor		10	Sana
11	Juma		11	Yuta
12	Weshtek		12	Razira
13	Teron		13	Wadizi
14	Mezoar		14	Nyali
15	Dengo		15	Bati
16	Rindawan		16	Tefnek
17	Atumwa		17	Omoyala
18	Olu		18	Mainu
19	Selu		19	Joli
20	Yapa		20	Fipya
1d30	Male Golden Isles Names		1d30	Female Golden Isle Names
1	Nabil		1	Ghunayya
2	Aziz		2	Jamila
3	Mutamin		3	Aziza
4	Rashad		4	Amsha
5	Kamal		5	Nura
6	Fayiz		6	Samia
7	Akbar		7	Fatima
8	Naaman		8	Thuriya
9	Najib		9	Bahija
10	Diyab		10	Julnar
11	Umar		11	Juleidah
12	Ala'i		12	Khadiga
13	Karim		13	Wudei'a
14	Waleed		14	Safana
15	Mahmud		15	Tala
16	Mamoon		16	Badiat
17	Jamil		17	Alia
18	Anwar		18	Tufala
19	Yezeed		19	Setara
20	Yusuf		20	Najiba
21	Hakim		21	Maneria
22	Hatim		22	Wadi'a
23	Aasim		23	Farida
24	Jamal		24	Ibtisam
25	Essafah		25	Khunufseh
26	Djuhah		26	Zobeida
27	Ahmad		27	Halima
28	Kerim		28	Nabila
29	Khalid		29	Latifa
30	Farid		30	Jaheria

Chultan and Golden Isle names are taken from Wizards of the Coast's Tomb of Annihilation and TSR's Arabian Adventures, respectively. I don't want to wade into the mysterious logic behind the names the publisher chose to use. It makes it difficult to include more.

Yoon-Suin names are available here (along with a ton of other very useful tables, including 300 smells!).

1d100	Odour	Appearance	Quirk
1	camel	whip scars	blasphemous
2	wood shavings	long, winding scar	slothful
3	asparagus	lopsided body	religious apostate
4	horse sweat	cross-eyed	miser
5	wet cereal	old burn scars	splotchy birthmark
6	burnt leather	lumpen	pessimistic
7	damp mouldy bread	splayed, wide-nostrilled nose	wrathful
8	burnt pork	youthful, unsmiling face	lustful
9	wet wool	deep-sunk, lidded eyes	can't keep a secret
10	freshly cut grass	crooked back	lisp
11	violets	spindly, knob-jointed limbs	diseased
12	wine	missing limb	some surgical experience
13	ozone	missing fingers	deep, booming voice
14	wet horse	astonishingly old	feverish movements
15	cottage cheese	permanent grimace	free with money
16	eye-wateringly strong (reroll)	long, skeletal fingers	greedy
17	tar	wiry-haired	prone to minor theft
18	compost	one dense eyebrow	comically inept at romance
19	oysters	no chin at all	knows all the old tales
20	goat shit	thunderous flatulence	fears birds
21	rye bread	extraordinary compressed	loves a good feud
22	stale beer	vein-coated neck	bold and decisive
23	rotten vegetables	sweats profusely	escaped castaway
24	dried herbs	almost bald	confident but wrong
25	frying oil	long, greasy beard	afraid of heights
26	fecal sweat	back bent like a hoop	afraid of gunfire
27	peat smoke	facial abscess	rebellious
28	bitter sweat	prominent mole or boil	lazy
29	ice-cold water	sagging lips	quotes holy texts or proverbs
30	goose blood	sheds clouds of dust	skeptical
31	raw sulphur	hideous grin and winking eyes	expert navigator
32	urine	improbably young	devout
33	chalk dust	haggard and hunted	foppish and well dressed
34	rotting fish	extraordinarily crooked nose	restless
35	flour	wild, tangled hair	piercing whistle
36	salt	concave forehead	aloof
37	soggy paper	hook hand	hair-trigger temper
38	rotten fruit	surprisingly young	incompetent
39	acidic sweat	remarkably small head	habitual liar
40	cat hair	bandy-legged	superstitious
41	onions	squat, short body	full of self-loathing
42	garlic	large mouth, like a fish	superb weather sense
43	battery acid	flicking tongue, cracked lips	has a silent partner
44	olives	pig-like nose	adverse to bloodshed
45	pond scum	mismatched arms	stoic
46	butter	dotted with warts	teetotaler
47	dry, well-rubbed leather	dribbles	meek
48	sour milk	slouching	optimistic
49	molten rubber	oddly effeminate or masculine	can swim and dive
50	wet dog	stump-fingered	old military habits
51	mushroom	slow-witted	hopeless
52	mashed earthworms	smiling, open face	chaste
53	dry, very fine dust	stump teeth	expert fist-fighter
54	charcoal	hooked, dribbling nose	can never remember a name
55	soil	ferocious squint	wipes nose constantly
56	hot blood	blind in one eye	loves the smell of gunpowder
57	pine	furious eyes	hissing, raspy voice
58	musk	narrow face	braggart and liar
59	dry straw	blubber lips	eager for battle
60	stale bread	tufts of irregular hair	prideful
61	roses	ragged, patchy facial hair	careless
62	ash	rheumy, raw eyes	once saw a mermaid
63	rotting flowers	long-necked	extraordinary curses
64	sun-baked egg	bafflingly beautiful	excellent singing voice
65	vinegar	mouth-breathing	meticulous
66	mouldy bread	phlegm-spraying cough	terrifying laugh
67	porridge	pale, cracked skin	cowardly
68	metal shavings	one tooth	cannot make eye contact
69	flax dust	prominent, sail-like ears	dislikes uniforms or clothes
70	wood smoke	unusually large head	gambler
71	pickled cabbage	stiff as a board	wobbling walk
72	rotten meat	sunken head and short limbs	spits to ward off evil
73	freshly baked bread	extremely muscular	superb enunciation
74	grease	thin, pale lips	vaguely suggestive comments
75	urine and blood	extraordinarily huge scar	half-asleep
76	skin flakes	small, tightly pursed mouth	brave
77	lavender	sharpened teeth	ignorant
78	wet clay	one gold tooth	lazy to a fault
79	blackberries	slab-faced	wanted in every port
80	sharp raw sewage	irregular, yellow teeth	frantic
81	cedar	bloated stomach	fidgets with anything in hands
82	cloves	waddling gait	knows someone in every port
83	mothballs	little goggling eyes	gluttonous
84	roast chicken	rolling gait	deviant desires
85	old spinach	angry red scars	has a parrot or cat
86	wax	widely set eyes	romantic
87	rotten eggs	potato-shaped nose	drunkard
88	pungent blue cheese	deaf in one ear	stutter
89	damp straw	prominent, angular chin	has circled the world
90	lye	bulbous goiter	surly
91	pus	languid, calm speech	petty
92	wet mortar	peg leg	whistling voice
93	mouse urine	flat, pancake face	served with a famous captain
94	yeast	layers of jewellery	foolishly brave
95	pig shit	carbuncle	ambitious
96	horse shit	loose skin	passive
97	dog shit	twitches and jerks	expert sailor
98	cow shit	speckled with sores	prone to illness
99	ten different kinds of shit	thin like a reed	spectacles for reading
100	no odour	small, tightly pursed mouth	envious

Other useful articles:
Horrible Baron NPC generator, 1d100 Baronial Grievances, Horrible Peasant NPC Generator, 1d100 Peasant Grievances. If you want a more refined sort of person, possibly an admiral or a wealthy hostage, try the Dickensian NPC Generator.