OSR: Giant Impractical Table - Of the London Street Folk

This table is too large and too unwieldy to print, but it should work fine on the web.
Hopefully.
Maybe.

Anyway, the text is taken from Henry Mayhew's London Labour and the London Poor (1861). It's suitable for livening up a street scene, rolling up a background or a retirement profession, or just reading in awe and bewilderment. If an entry says to "roll twice", roll on the most recent table unless otherwise prompted. I haven't edited the text beyond tabulating it. "Spotted boys", "Sapient Pigs" and other oddities are presented as found. I might do an annotated version one day explaining the stranger entries.

	1d20	Of the London Street Folk
	1-15	1d10	Street Sellers
		1	1d6	The Street-sellers of Meats
			1	”Wet” fish
			2	“Dry” fish
			3	Shell-fish
			4	Poultry
			5	Game
			6	Cheese
		2	1d8	The Street-sellers of Vegetables
			1	“Green” fruit
			2	“Dry” fruit
			3	Flowers
			4	Trees and shrubs
			5	Seeds and roots
			6	Water-cresses
			7	Chickweed and grun’sel
			8	Turf
		3	1d20	The Street-sellers of Eatables
			1	Fried fish
			2	Hot eels
			3	Pickled whelks
			4	Sheep’s trotters
			5	Ham sandwiches
			6	Peas’-soup
			7	Hot green peas
			8	Penny pies
			9	Plum “duff”
			10	Meat-puddings
			11	Baked potatoes
			12	Spice-cakes
			13	Muffins and crumpets
			14	Chelsea buns
			15	Sweetmeats
			16	Brandy-balls
			17	Cough drops
			18	Cat and dog’s meat
			19	[roll again twice]
			20	[roll again three times]
		4	1d10	The Street-sellers of Drinkables
			1	Tea
			2	Coffee
			3	Ginger-beer
			4	Lemonade
			5	Hot wine
			6	New milk from the cow
			7	Asses milk
			8	Curds and whey
			9	Water
			10	[roll again twice]
		5	1d20	The Street-sellers of Stationery, Literature, and the Fine Arts
			1	Flying stationers
			2	Standing and running patterers
			3	Long-song-sellers
			4	Wall-song-sellers (or “pinners-up,” as they are technically termed)
			5	Ballad sellers
			6	Vendors of play-bills
			7	Second editions of newspapers
			8	Back numbers of periodicals and old books
			9	Almanacks
			10	Pocket books
			11	Memorandum books
			12	Note paper
			13	Sealing-wax
			14	Pens and Pencils
	15		Stenographic cards
	16		Valentines
	17		Engravings
	18		Manuscript music
	19		Images
	20		Gelatine poetry cards
	6	1d6	The Street-sellers of Manufactured Articles
		1	1d10	The vendors of chemical articles of manufacture
			1	Blacking
			2	Lucifers
			3	Corn-salves
			4	Grease-removing compositions
			5	Plating-balls
			6	Poison for rats
			7	Crackers
			8	Detonating-balls
			9	Cigar-lights
			10	[roll again twice]
		2	1d20	The vendors of metal articles of manufacture
			1	Razors and pen-knives
			2	Tea-trays
			3	Dog-collars
			4	Key-rings
			5	Hardware
			6	Bird-cages
			7	Small coins
			8	Medals
			9	Jewellery
			10	Tin-ware
			11	Tools
			12	Card-counters
			13	Red-herring-toasters
			14	Trivets
			15	Gridirons
			16	Dutch ovens
			17	[roll again twice]
			18	[roll again three times]
			19	[roll again, and also on subtable]
			20	[roll again, and also on main table]
		3	1d6	The vendors of china and stone articles of manufacture
			1	Cups and saucers
			2	Jugs
			3	Vases
			4	Chimney ornaments
			5	Stone fruit
			6	[roll again twice]
		4	1d8	The vendors of linen, cotton, and silken articles of manufacture
			1	Sheeting
			2	Table covers
			3	Cotton
			4	Tapes and thread
			5	Boot and stay-laces
			6	Haberdashery
			7	Pretended smuggled goods
			8	Shirt-buttons
		5	1d12	The vendors of miscellaneous articles of manufacture
			1	Cigars, pipes, and snuff-boxes
			2	Spectacles
			3	Combs
			4	“Lots”
			5	Rhubarb
			6	Sponges
			7	Wash-leather
			8	Paper-hangings
			9	Dolls
			10	Bristol toys
			11	Sawdust
			12	Pin-cushions
		6	[roll again twice]
	7	1d4	The Street-sellers of Second-hand Articles
		1	1d6	Old metal articles
			1	Old knives and forks
			2	Keys
			3	Tin-ware
			4	Tools
			5	Marine stores generally
			6	[roll again twice]
		2	Old linen articles
		3	1d3	Old glass and crockery
			1	Bottles
			2	Old pans and pitchers
			3	Old looking glasses
		4	1d3	Old miscellaneous articles
			1	Old shoes
			2	Old clothes
			3	Old saucepan lids
	8	1d6	The Street-sellers of Live Animals
		1	Dogs
		2	Squirrels
		3	Birds
		4	Gold and silver fish
		5	Tortoises
		6	[roll again twice]
	9	1d8	The Street-sellers of Mineral Productions and Curiosities
		1	Red and white sand
		2	Silver sand
		3	Coals
		4	Coke
		5	Salt
		6	Spar ornaments
		7	Shells
		8	[roll again twice]
	10	[roll again twice]
	16	1d10	Street-Buyers
		1	Hareskins
		2	Old clothes
		3	Old umbrellas
		4	Bottles
		5	Glass
		6	Broken metal
		7	Rags
		8	Waste paper
		9	Dripping
		10	[roll again twice]
	17	1d6	Street-Finders
		1	Dogs’-dung
		2	Cigar-ends
		3	Dredgermen or coal-finders
		4	Mud-larks
		5	Bone-grubbers
		6	Sewer-hunters
	18	1d8	Street-Performers, Artists, and Showmen
		1	1d4	The Street-Performers
			1	1d3	Mountebanks—or those who enact puppet-shows
				1	Punch and Judy
				2	Fantoccini
				3	Chinese shades
			2	1d10	Street-performers of feats of strength and dexterity
				1	“Acrobats” or posturers
				2	“Equilibrists” or balancers
				3	Stiff tumblers
				4	Bending tumblers
				5	Jugglers
				6	Conjurors
				7	Sword-swallowers
				8	“Salamanders” or fire-eaters
				9	Swordsmen
				10	[roll again twice]
			3	1d10	Street-performers with trained animals
				1	Dancing dogs
				2	Performing monkeys
				3	Trained birds
				4	Trained mice
				5	Cats
				6	Hares
				7	Sapient pigs
				8	Dancing bears
				9	Tame camels
				10	[roll again twice]
			4	1d3	Street-actors
				1	Clowns
				2	“Billy Barlows”
				3	“Jim Crows”
		2	1d6	The Street Showmen
			1	1d6	Extraordinary persons
				1	Giants
				2	Dwarfs
				3	Albinoes
				4	Spotted boys
				5	Pig-faced ladies
				6	[reroll]
			2	1d4	Extraordinary animals
				1	Alligators
				2	Calves, horses and pigs with six legs or two heads
				3	Industrious fleas
				4	Happy families
			3	1d3	Philosophic instruments
				1	The microscope
				2	The telescope
				3	The thaumascope
			4	1d4	Measuring-machines
				1	Weighing
				2	Lifting
				3	Measuring
				4	Striking machines
			5	1d6	Miscellaneous shows
				1	Peep-shows
				2	Glass ships
				3	Mechanical figures
				4	Wax-work shows
				5	Pugilistic shows
				6	Fortune-telling apparatus
			6	[roll again twice]
		3	1d6	The Street-Artists
			1	Black profile-cutters
	2		Blind paper-cutters
	3		“Screevers” or draughtsmen in coloured chalks on the pavement
	4		Writers without hands
	5		Readers without eyes
	6		[roll again twice]
	4	1d6	The Street Dancers
		1	Street Scotch girls
		2	Sailors
		3	Slack rope dancers
		4	Tight rope dancers
		5	Dancers on stilts
		6	Comic dancers
	5	1d6	The Street Musicians
		1	English street bands
		2	German street bands
			(Players of the)
		3	Guitar
		4	Harp
		5	Bagpipes
		6	Hurdy-gurdy
		7	Dulcimer
		8	Musical bells
		9	Cornet
		10	Tom-tom
	6	1d10	The Street Singers
			(Singers of)
		1	Glees
		2	Ballads
		3	Comic
		4	Songs
		5	Nigger melodies
		6	Psalms
		7	Serenaders
		8	Reciters
		9	Improvisatori
		10	[roll again twice]
	7	1d10	The Proprietors of Street Games
		1	Swings
		2	Highflyers
		3	Roundabouts
		4	Puff-and-darts
		5	Rifle shooting
		6	Down the dolly
		7	Spin-’em-rounds
		8	Prick the garter
		9	Thimble-rig
		10	[roll again twice]
	8	[roll again twice]
	19	1d3	The Street-Artizans, or Working Pedlars
		1	1d3	Those who make things in the streets
			1	1d4	Metal workers
				1	Toasting-fork makers
				2	Pin makers
				3	Engravers
				4	Tobacco-stopper makers
			2	1d4	Textile-workers
				1	Stocking-weavers
				2	Cabbage-net makers
				3	Night-cap knitters
				4	Doll-dress knitters
			3	1d4	Miscellaneous workers
				1	Wooden spoon makers
				2	Leather brace and garter makers
				3	Printers
				4	Glass-blowers
		2	1d8	Those who mend things in the streets
			1	Broken china and glass menders
			2	Clock menders
			3	Umbrella menders
			4	Kettle menders
			5	Chair menders
			6	Grease removers
			7	Hat cleaners
			8	Razor and knife grinders
			9	Glaziers
			10	Travelling bell hangers
			11	Knife cleaners
			12	[roll again twice]
		3	1d6	Those who make things at home and sell them in the streets
			1	1d20	The wood workers
				1	Makers of clothes-pegs
				2	Clothes-props
				3	Skewers
				4	Needle-cases
				5	Foot-stools
				6	Clothes-horses
				7	Chairs and tables
				8	Tea-caddies
				9	Writing-desks
				10	Drawers
				11	Work-boxes
				12	Dressing-cases
				13	Pails and tubs
				14	The trunk, hat, and bonnet-box makers
				15	The cane and rush basket makers
				16	[roll again twice]
				17	[roll again three times]
				18	[roll again, and also on subtable]
				19	[roll again, and also on main table]
				20	[roll again twice, and also on main table]
			2	1d12	The toy makers
				1	Chinese roarers
				2	Children’s windmills
				3	Flying birds and fishes
				4	Feathered cocks
				5	Black velvet cats and sweeps
				6	Paper houses and cardboard carriages
				7	Little copper pans and kettles
				8	Tiny tin fireplaces
				9	Children’s watches
				10	Dutch dolls
				11	Buy-a-brooms
	12			Gutta-percha heads
	3		1d10	The apparel makers
			1	The makers of women’s caps
			2	Boys and men’s cloth caps
			3	Night-caps
			4	Straw bonnets
			5	Children’s dresses
			6	Watch-pockets
			7	Bonnet shapes
			8	Silk bonnets
			9	Gaiters
			10	[roll again twice]
	4		1d3	The metal workers
			1	Makers of fire-guards
			2	Bird-cages
			3	The wire workers
	5		1d12	The miscellaneous workers
			1	Makers of ornaments for stoves
			2	Chimney ornaments
			3	Artificial flowers in pots and in nose-gays
			4	Plaster-of-Paris night-shades
			5	Brooms
			6	Brushes
			7	Mats
			8	Rugs
			9	Hearthstones
			10	Firewood
			11	Rush matting
			12	Hassocks
	6		[roll again twice]
	20	1d4	Street-Labourers
		1	1d8	The Cleansers
			1	Scavengers
			2	Nightmen
			3	Flushermen
			4	Chimney-sweeps
			5	Dustmen
			6	Crossing-sweepers
			7	“Street-orderlies”
			8	Labourers to sweeping-machines and to watering-carts
		2	1d2	The Lighters and Waterers
			1	Turncocks
			2	Lamplighters
		3	1d6	The Street-Advertisers
			1	Bill-stickers
			2	Bill-deliverers
			3	Boardmen
			4	Men to advertising vans
			5	Wall and pavement stencillers
			6	[roll again twice]
		4	1d4	The Street-Servants
			1	Horse holders
			2	Link-men
			3	Coach-hirers
			4	Street-porters
			5	Shoe-blacks
			6	[roll again twice]