1d200 Negative, Depressing, Dangerous, Life-Threatening Things

George Carlin started this list but he didn't think to tabulate it, so I had to finish the job and get a nice round number. 

I feel it might be useful to have a large table of horrible things. Roll on it or read it as a rant. 
or
     Curse your enemies with it. 
          or
               Find out what the dEr0 are doing.
                    or
                        use it to find goblin types or petty gods
                              or
                                  Use it as a disclaimer. "This RPG may contain..."
                                        or, more likely, "This setting may contain but this RPG will not necessarily feature..."

1d200
1	broken promises
2	locusts
3	dry rot
4	emulsified meat products
5	root canals
6	earthquakes
7	depletion of the ozone layer
8	rabies
9	layoffs
10	propaganda
11	flash floods
12	intestinal bleeding
13	termites
14	drone warfare
15	crop blight
16	menus without prices
17	solitary confinement
18	student loans
19	random violence
20	emotional fatigue
21	structural defects
22	nuclear winter
23	faulty elevators
24	shipwrecks
25	voodoo curse
26	watered-down drinks
27	unworthiness
28	snake bite
29	rogue elephants
30	false advertising
31	cold sores
32	regulatory capture
33	family scandals
34	airline food
35	tuberculosis
36	amateur poetry festivals
37	stripped bolts
38	religious fanatics
39	benefit clawbacks
40	mail fraud
41	bathtub accidents
42	compressed gas cylinders
43	rampaging moose
44	drug-resistant infections
45	calcium deficiency
46	ill-fitting shoes
47	sunburn
48	poor workmanship
49	school shootings
50	price fixing
51	eating disorders
52	carbon deposits
53	social isolation
54	warfare
55	wax buildup
56	toxic waste
57	nine-mile fever
58	ingrown hairs
59	discrimination
60	disgruntled employees
61	jealous coworkers
62	obscene phone calls
63	demonic possession
64	anal rape
65	breach of contract
66	beef tapeworms
67	faulty merchandise
68	volcanic eruptions
69	heavy metal poisoning
70	sunspots
71	venereal disease
72	trans fats
73	wayward girls
74	squeaky shoes
75	mutual assured destruction
76	brake line failure
77	loss of equilibrium
78	sponsored journalism
79	methane plumes
80	race riots
81	plagirism
82	heatstroke
83	gridlock
84	faithless friends
85	sexual harassment
86	charlatans
87	nuclear accidents
88	killer frost
89	asteroids
90	Dutch elm disease
91	dandruff
92	poisoned meat
93	identity theft
94	financial ruin
95	rejection
96	bank failure
97	youth gangs
98	cattle stampedes
99	macular degeneration
100	chemical spills
101	exposed wiring
102	acid rain
103	cancer
104	paper cuts
105	sneak attacks
106	medical debt
107	vigilantes
108	leprosy
109	boils
110	wrongful cremation
111	absentee landlords
112	threatening letters
113	end-user license agreements
114	organ rejection
115	cereal weevils
116	runaway trains
117	loss of privileges
118	moral decay
119	cystic acne
120	neo-Nazis
121	the contraction of the universe
122	taxation without representation
123	labor violence
124	iodine deficiency
125	escaped maniacs
126	soil erosion
127	defrocked priests
128	hemorrhoids
129	lynching
130	birth defects
131	unexploded bombs
132	abandonment
133	feedback loops
134	corporal punishment
135	transverse myelitis
136	ulcers
137	pipeline breaks
138	evil neighbors
139	bad drugs
140	sudden blindness
141	diabetes
142	evil spirits
143	terrorism
144	killer bees
145	radon
146	ungrateful children
147	bad luck
148	failure of will
149	card sharks
150	white slavery
151	stray bullets
152	unstable dynamite
153	black mold
154	asbestos
155	torture
156	transit strikes
157	falling rocks
158	cavities
159	global warming
160	loss of face
161	prowlers
162	excommunication
163	bubonic plague
164	peer pressure
165	lightning strikes
166	psychotic breaks
167	metal fatigue
168	chain reactions
169	wind shear
170	body lice
171	widespread chaos
172	unlabelled pills
173	unpaid overtime
174	stink bombs
175	public ridicule
176	the greenhouse effect
177	entropy
178	friction
179	gentrification
180	tinnitus
181	broken glass
182	sleeper agents
183	blind nationalism
184	parasites
185	hotel fires
186	sinkholes
187	quicksand
188	genital mutilation
189	Lou Gehrig's disease
190	mildew
191	cluster headaches
192	hangnails
193	famine
194	prickly heat
195	off-label medication
196	continental drift
197	contamination of the water supply
198	eternal damnation
199	the wrath of God
200	and PARANOIA!

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