Horrible Baron NPC Generator

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The PCs need to pay taxes to someone, and most of the time, that's a baron. Local warlords given legitimacy and power, barons form the lower part of the upper Third Estate. They are supported by scores of local knights, landowners, and other members of the Third Estate, while facing constant pressure from their Count, Duke, or the Monarch directly. Barons have last names based on their barony's name. They are rarely referred to by their first names. This table is designed for a society of male landowners and their male heirs. Adjust as needed for your setting. 

Veteran Soldier, Dimlife

Roll as many times as you need to on each table, ignoring or adapting incompatible results.

	First Name	Appearance	Dress, Style, and Other Information
1	Charles	blubber lips	keeps a whispering advisor close at hand
2	Charles	deep, booming voice	new, fur-lined robes
3	Charles	languid, calm speech	magnificent scarlet robes
4	Charles	rolling gait	thin, worn robes
5	Charles	pig-like nose	fashionable boots
6	Louis	extraordinarily huge scar	always has a trio of priests in the background
7	Louis	tufts of irregular hair	breeds peerless horses
8	Louis	slab-faced	drinks and eats constantly
9	Louis	extraordinarily crooked nose	fingers coated in rings
10	Louis	one dense eyebrow	long, winding, gold and silver chains
11	Robert	half-asleep	incomparable court musicians
12	Robert	ragged, patchy facial hair	wise court physician
13	Robert	extraordinary compressed	terrifying court wizard
14	Robert	lazy to a fault	accurate court astrologer
15	Robert	vein-coated neck	rumours of spies and spymasters
16	John	wild, tangled hair	hunting hawks beyond compare
17	John	terrifying laugh	unusual hunting hounds
18	John	prominent, angular chin	well-trained hunting hounds
19	John	oddly effeminate	unusual creature or monster as a pet/captive
20	John	hideous grin and winking eyes	hilarious, wise, truth-to-power-speaking jester
21	Claude	surprisingly young	so-bad-it's-almost-funny jester
22	William	permanent grimmace	beautiful tapestries
23	Alexis	astonishingly old	worn, threadbare tapestries
24	Jean	irregular, yellow teeth	silks from Foreign Parts
25	Rene	little goggling eyes	trinkets from Foreign Parts
26	Joseph	crooked back	minor magical item
27	Michael	flat, pancake face	magic sword or shield
28	Raymond	waddling gait	an extensive library of 2d6 books
29	Roland	prominent mole or boil	dozens of well-trained servants
30	Constant	widely set eyes	very few, surly servants
31	Gilles	missing fingers	suspicious, whispering servants
32	George	unusually large head	servants clearly chosen for their looks, not competence
33	Ingleram	sagging lips	silver bowls, cups, and trays
34	Owain	flicking tongue, cracked lips	life-like wood carvings
35	Phillip	squat, short body	immaculate hair, skin, and clothes
36	Geoffrey	hissing, raspy voice	stained, scarred, and well-used clothes
37	Henry	stump-fingered	half-collapsed manor
38	Gadifer	no chin at all	large, well-stocked manor
39	Olivier	sweats profusely	fortified manor
40	Pierre	potato-shaped nose	sprawling, decrepit manor
41	Yvain	smiling, open face	manor built on the ruins of an ancient settlement
42	Huguet	almost bald	spindly lookout tower on a nearby hill
43	Francis	vein-coated neck	garlands of honour won at tournaments
44	Peter	small, tightly pursed mouth	disproportionately large kitchens
45	Luc	loose skin	religious icons in private chapel
46	Gilbert	long, greasy beard	a truly ancient family crest or shield
47	Arthur	stiff as a board	famous local hero buried in crypt
48	Jules	thin like a reed	indoor plumbing (cold water only)
49	Andre	carbuncle	many glass windows
50	Jerome	furious eyes	extensive orchard or personal garden

Plantagenet Family Portrait, Hark, a Vagrant.

Roll a few d50 times, or roll 1d20, 20+1d20 and 40+1d10

	Family
1	wife, young and beautiful
2	wife, young, beautiful, and deeply bored
3	wife, haggard and disreputable
4	wife, plain, extremely wise
5	wife, plain, heart of iron, really the one in charge
6	wife, lingering illness, rarely seen
7	wife, secretly a spellcaster
8	wife, very literate, of better stock than her husband
9	wife, cunning and treacherous
10	wife, devout, stoic, and well-educated
11	no wife (widowed, heartbroken)
12	no wife (widowed, too busy or old to bother)
13	no wife (widowed, vengeful)
14	no wife (desires a match to raise his status)
15	no wife (previous marriage annulled)
16	heir, infant, fragile. 1d4 years old.
17	heir, sickly. 1d10 years old.
18	heir, comically stocky. 1d10 years old.
19	heir, sly. 1d10+5 years old.
20	heir, lazy and languid. 1d10+5 years old.
21	heir, idiotic but loved. 1d10+10 years old.
22	heir, uncertain and doubtful. 1d10+10 years old.
23	heir, depraved. 1d10+15 years old.
24	heir, stoic and sensible. 1d10+15 years old.
25	heir, rebellious and covetous. 1d10+15 years old.
26	no heir (recently died)
27	no heir (exiled)
28	no heir (disowned)
29	no heir (died bravely in battle)
30	no heir (died of a terrible illness)
31	heir, infant, 1d4 years old, plus 1d4 other infant children.
32	heir, infant, 1d4 years old, plus 1d4 older female children.
33	heir, infant, 1d4 years old, plus 1d4 older male illegitimate children.
34	heir, infant, 1d4 years old, 2d10 scattered illegitimate children.
35	heir, infant, 1d4 years old, plus 1 much older male illegitimate child.
36	1 female child, studious, 1d10+5 years old.
37	1 female child, spoiled, 1d10+5 years old.
38	1 female child, bored, 1d10+5 years old.
39	1 female child, cruel and malicious, 1d10+10 years old.
40	1 female child, needs to marry, 1d10+15 years old.
41	1d4+1 female children, feuding.
42	1d4+1 female children, painfully religious.
43	1 illegitimate child, raised in the household.
44	1 illegitimate child, nearby but not loved, striking resemblance.
45	1 illegitimate child, scheming furiously, will recruit PCs.
46	1d10 illegitimate children (by reputable mistress)
47	1d10 illegitimate children (by disreputable mistress)
48	2d10 illegitimate children (by anyone, really)
49	2d10+2 squabbling children of all ages and legitimacies. Madness.
50	3d10+2 squabbling children of all ages and legitimacies. Utter disaster.

Battle of Bouvines, Horace Verne

EDIT: Also, this table is very good.