Horrible Peasant NPC Generator

Partially inspired by this post, and partially by just how many peasants the PCs are likely to encounter on their travels (if they're traveling through civilized areas)

Other useful articles:
1d100 Peasant Grievances
1d50 Reasons the Peasants are Revolting
If you want a more refined sort of person, from a different age, try the Dickensian NPC Generator
You could also use this table to vastly improve the quality of your Camp Followers and hirelings.

Peasants don't get last names because nobody really cares. They get smells instead. Peasants usually smell like unwashed people, but underneath the body odour there are other scents.

	Name	Odour	Appearance	Demeanour
1	John	stale beer	sweats profusely	devout
2	John	rotten vegetables	permanent grimace	devout
3	John	dried herbs	fidgets with anything in hands	devout
4	John	frying oil	dribbles	devout
5	John	fecal sweat	bulbous goiter	devout
6	John	peat smoke	youthful, unsmiling face	devout
7	John	bitter sweat	whistling voice	devout
8	John	ice-cold water	deep, booming voice	devout
9	John	goose blood	one dense eyebrow	devout
10	John	wood shavings	extraordinarily crooked nose	devout
11	William	raw sulphur	almost bald	stoic
12	William	urine	splayed, wide-nostrilled nose	stoic
13	William	chalk dust	slouching	stoic
14	William	rotting fish	sheds clouds of dust	stoic
15	William	flour	lumpen	stoic
16	Robert	salt	missing limb	stoic
17	Robert	soggy paper	narrow face	stoic
18	Robert	rotten fruit	blind in one eye	stoic
19	Thomas	acidic sweat	sunken head and short limbs	stoic
20	Thomas	oysters	deep-sunk, lidded eyes	stoic
21	Thomas	cat hair	prominent, sail-like ears	passive
22	Richard	onions	one tooth	passive
23	Richard	garlic	concave forehead	passive
24	Richard	battery acid	hooked, dribbling nose	passive
25	Henry	olives	dotted with warts	passive
26	Roger	pond scum	prominent, angular chin	passive
27	Walter	butter	mouth-breathing	passive
28	Adam	dry, well-rubbed leather	smiling, open face	passive
29	Nicholas	sour milk	coated head to toe in muck	passive
30	Hugh	ozone	has a silent partner	passive
31	Peter	molten rubber	speckled with sores	hopeless
32	Geoggrey	wet dog	wiry-haired	hopeless
33	Ralph	mushroom	old burn scars	hopeless
34	Simon	mashed earthworms	ferocious squint	hopeless
35	Gilbert	dry, very fine dust	deaf in one ear	hopeless
36	Edmund	charcoal	furious eyes	hopeless
37	Phillip	soil	rheumy, raw eyes	hopeless
38	Stephen	hot blood	feverish movements	hopeless
39	Alan	pine	carbuncle	hopeless
40	Lawrence	burnt pork	fleas and lice	hopeless
41	Andrew	musk	bandy-legged	lazy
42	Reginald	dry straw	slow-witted	lazy
43	James	stale bread	bafflingly beautiful	lazy
44	Bartholemew	roses	long, winding scar	lazy
45	Eli	violets	lopsided body	lazy
46	Giles	burnt leather	stiff as a board	gluttonous
47	Jordan	wine	stump teeth	lustful
48	Matthew	damp mouldy bread	large mouth, like a fish	greedy
49	Michael	cottage cheese	facial abscess	prideful
50	David	compost	pale, cracked skin	slothful
51	Alice	rye bread	vein-coated neck	wrathful
52	Alice	horse sweat	thin, pale lips	envious
53	Alice	freshly cut grass	back bent like a hoop	incompetent
54	Alice	camel	haggard and hunted	blasphemous
55	Alice	wet horse	pig-like nose	petty
56	Alice	ash	cross-eyed	ignorant
57	Alice	rotting flowers	long, skeletal fingers	ignorant
58	Alice	sun-baked egg	blubber lips	ignorant
59	Alice	vinegar	mismatched arms	ignorant
60	Alice	mouldy bread	vaguely suggestive comments	ignorant
61	Joan	porridge	long-necked	ignorant
62	Joan	metal shavings	wipes nose constantly	ignorant
63	Joan	flax dust	dented head	ignorant
64	Joan	wood smoke	unusually large head	ignorant
65	Joan	wet wool	flicking tongue, cracked lips	ignorant
66	Agnes	pickled cabbage	irregular, yellow teeth	diseased
67	Agnes	rotten meat	phlegm-spraying cough	diseased
68	Agnes	freshly baked bread	bird sits on shoulder	diseased
69	Margery	grease	flat, pancake face	diseased
70	Margery	asparagus	tufts of irregular hair	diseased
71	Margery	urine and blood	slab-faced	skeptical
72	Isabel	skin flakes	extraordinary compressed	skeptical
73	Isabel	lavender	hissing, raspy voice	skeptical
74	Isabel	wet clay	sunken head and short limbs	skeptical
75	Margaret	tar	twitches and jerks	skeptical
76	Emma	blackberries	thunderous flatulence	frantic
77	Juliana	sharp raw sewage	stump-fingered	frantic
78	Christine	cedar	small, tightly pursed mouth	frantic
79	Katherine	cloves	cannot make eye contact	frantic
80	Beatrice	mothballs	crooked back	frantic
81	Elizabeth	roast chicken	loose skin	frantic
82	Ellen	old spinach	remarkably small head	frantic
83	Mary	wax	little goggling eyes	frantic
84	Amice	rotten eggs	spindly, knob-jointed limbs	frantic
85	Sibilla	wet cereal	no chin at all	frantic
86	Cecily	pungent blue cheese	bloated stomach	surly
87	Sara	damp straw	languid, calm speech	surly
88	Avice	lye	terrifying laugh	surly
89	Isolda	pus	widely set eyes	surly
90	Lucy	wet mortar	potato-shaped nose	surly
91	Mariota	mouse urine	astonishingly old	surly
92	Ann	yeast	hideous grin and winking eyes	surly
93	Annabel	pig shit	oddly effeminate, or masculine	surly
94	Anastasia	horse shit	half-asleep	surly
95	Avelina	goat shit	missing fingers	surly
96	Letitia	dog shit	waddling gait	rebellious
97	Agatha	cow shit	stutter	rebellious
98	Eustacia	ten different kinds of shit	sagging lips	rebellious
99	Sabrina	no odour	wild, tangled hair	rebellious
100	Susanna	eye-wateringly strong (reroll)	prominent mole or boil	rebellious

Names collected from here.