OSR: 1d50 Goblin Warlords

Apparently these are supposed to be action figure names, but they are much better as goblin warlords. Post in the comments how far you made it without laughing. These might also work as post-apocalyptic warlords... but the goblin mental images are much funnier to me.

Goblins by Scrap Princess.

1. Stanker

2. Action Bun

3. Sanesaur

4. Bull-Bat

5. Stenky

6. Slorp

7. Stan Bad

8. Bluck-ing Ding Tark

9. Slimetrat

10. Princess Backing Punch
11. Flarg

12. Princess Pow

13. Shy Moat

14. Stank Spenker

15. Pumble Cat

16. Catrain

17. Fracken

18. Narkle

19. Alter Pant

20. Danky

21. Stalking Spanking Narlo-tie Dere

22. Shark Troll

23. Storm Shrek

24. Treed Trooper

25. Arnon Prombot

26. Rotercomming Pingaling

27. Mama

28. Mindlick

29. Claw Wind

30. Strong Boot

31. Potter Stank

32. Sharkstorm

33. Head Snarp

34. Blue Man

35. Casthean Cuttlebat

36. Disky Thik Topping Toth Ottamus Prime

37. Sewer Man with Slagg Light

38. Battle Command Master Cramp

39. Viperlord

40. Crustillar

41. Blaster with Man Dreads

42. Rench Beast

43. Cobra Funk

44. Headstank

45. Burble Beast

46. Battle Battle Action Master Growl Teom

47. Strawberry Shorttake with Burdball

48. Battle Bong

49. Snack Blast

50. Spocky Man


I considered writing little descriptions and even doing art, but the names alone are enough.,